There is a great long form article here but if that's too many I'll summarize the events leading up to the murder:
Rob Telles was an HVAC repairman with big political ambitions
He goes to law school, graduates, practices for a short while and then finds a strategic election to begin his political career in
Runs as the Democratic candidate for Las Vegas Public Administrator and wins
It's a dumb position that basically deals with sad dead people who no one cared about when they died
Most employees are older women, and Telles quickly pisses the old biddies off by yelling at them for eating lunch at their desks and not working hard enough
Starts showing favoritism to the office hottie, sending the old biddies into jealous rage
Old biddies start up a rumor mill and even tail / spy on Telles and the hottie and see them having long "talks" in her car
Ringleader of old biddies enters the primary to run as a Democrat against Telles, and also gets a reporter to do a story about him creating a hostile work environment and having an inappropriate relationship. (Both Telles and the office hottie were married and their relationship is an affair)
The reporter runs several negative stories and Telles goes ballistic and schizoposts on his election website. (Note that the "Rita" mentioned is the head of the old biddies, his coworker, running against him in the election)
Telles loses badly to his gossiping foid coworker
And yet the negative stories keep coming, so Telles continues to cope and seethe about the reporter on twitter
So Jeff German, the reporter, was working on yet another story about the disgraced Rob Telles, which Telles was aware of and publicly seething about. On Sep 3rd, Jeff German is found stabbed to death. Police released photos of a shady character in a large straw hat seen outside German's home. Some suspected the person was a woman because of their very short stature. However, German's reporter coworkers (and the police) knew Telles was a midget and saw through the disguise.
Telles reported into work as usual on Monday.
Police then released photos of an SUV which the reporters recognized as looking similar to Telles's vehicle. They immediately drove to his house and got photos of him washing the murder vehicle in his driveway.
Telles was arrested on Wednesday, Sep 7, a mere 4 days after committing the crime. He had to be carried out of his house by an ambulance because in a half-assed attempt for sympathy he made a few little cuts on his arms.
The motive here can seem almost as r-slurred as Telles: killing someone just for a few negative stories that didn't get much attention and might blow over? Well the story German was working on was finished by his fellow reporters and recently dropped
WOW. WHAT A SHOCK. THAT SHORT LITTLE CREEP WAS A SERIAL S*X PEST WHO WAS GETTING AWAY WITH IT FOR YEARS!
His s*x pestery dated all the way back to groping a girl at a frat party. Oh, and did I forget to mention he beat his wife?
If this had come out, it would be highly likely Telles could never run for public office again. Wisely, he gave the public a different reason to rule him out by committing a murder.
Rita Reid, his old foid rival, is still in office, her scheme to take down her ugly boss having succeeded beyond her wildest dreams. Maybe she will have the Democratic political career that Telles dreamed of.
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cops in cop shows: "We got the killer's dna from saliva on a napkin that came into contact with a toothpick he'd been using, the singular clue that proves it was him."
cops in real life: "We have photos of the killer's suv driving away from the crime scene and photos of him washing the blood off of his car"
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When they searched his house they found the straw hat and the sneakers (covered in German's blood) shredded into pieces. It's all just extra fun evidence since Telles's DNA was under the victim's fingernails and they allegedly got into a verbal altercation the night before.
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Darn, he didn't spend much time on the planning it seems.
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Dude told him he was dropping a big story during their argument.
Frick journos, everyone in this story got what was coming to them.
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Murderers irl are about as dumb as you expect them to be, they only ever get away with it from cops being comically inept or lazy
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And yet 2/3 were unsolved in Burgeria last year
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Because bix noods popping a cap in a neighbors butt in tha hood is hard to solve when no one talks and everyone is in a gang. Was it jamal or deshwantae or or one of the 20 other equally ridiculous first names, that all do the same shit and are virtually indistinguishable from each other?
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Brutal
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Think they should just release him. That burn was punishment enough.
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Watch the surveillance video, he made himself look like an old Asian woman and even walked like one lol
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Good effort post and hot gos.
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That was a great tidbit. So was this one, about how the little manlet got absolutely mogged.
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Riveting! I was on the midget's side until the end!
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I had a lot of sympathy for him in the Esquire article because it truly did look like he was pushed to the brink by the evil machinations of the office foids. Now I think Rita Reid is a queen and a girlboss who was right all along.
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The journ*list had very bad ethics because they didn't begin the article by listing his height, clouding my judgement.
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How much of a manlet was he
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Reports say the SUV was actually a clown car, and the cops finally got on his trail after they could rule out that a 5 year old commited the murder.
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Man tried to get away with shit at the municipal level, lmao
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Hillary is smart enough to keep her hands clean, this is why you contract it out.
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Idk. I just canβt feel sympathy for journ*lists no matter what happens to them.
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Tbh, the only meaningful journ*lism is the local kind that this guy and Peggy Hill did
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There used to be chad war journ*lists who would get shot at just to get some dramatic pictures, but they all died out long ago. As far as I know, not a single international journo covered the entire war in Tigray.
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Probably just has to do with the fact that there's so much less money in difficult journ*lism now, and so many people on the internet already do so much writing for free, that the only way to turn a profit these days is my placating or riling Twitter ire.
Why cover some gay tiger war when you can just sit in your apartment and write about how stuffy it is this time of year?
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yeah no shit, that's what happens in a war zone.
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Lol just use a drone bro
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This is genuine investigative journ*lism exposing a corrupt politician; it's very based
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Does he get put in a tiny electric chair or do they put a booster seat on the regular one.
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They'll bring out the guillotine to save on costs, because in this case it's a cigar cutter
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https://www.wpiinc.com/var-2645-rodent-guillotine
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Real House of Cards shit, only much much lower stakes
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I can totally believe that the fat foids are useless, but this is a dead end unimportant governnent job, you're not supposed to work hard, no one cares about your ambitions to weasle yourself up the government system. But even so I'm am team teller over team old biddies.
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bald
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Most sane US politician
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Just wanted to say - incredible post, nice work
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Great post!
Nevada is just shitty dry Florida.
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Or is Florida just shitty wet Nevada?
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I think the one thing everyone can agree on is that they are both shitty.
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typical democrat politician!
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Wrong. Democratic party politicians are sniggle-handedly holding up our democracy. A bad apple shouldn't spoil the bunch.
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He was destroyed by the Hillary Clinton of his office (who was also a democrat) so it all balances out.
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if there's one poison skittle in a bowl of skittles, the entire bowl is ruined! CHECK MATE, ATHEIST.
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gonna Sniggle your balls if u ain't careful
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Normally I'd be against a manlet, but I know what it's like trying to deal with old gossipy bitches. So I understand why he did what he did.
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Wtf that's crazy! He should've killed Rita instead, what a wasted opportunity.
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killing journ*lists shouldnβt even be a crime
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Don't piss off old foids.
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Based. Id vote for him
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He was married and 35yrs old at a college law class
Classic Manlet behaviour
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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I don't care. All moralists should rope.
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The relationship with the office hottie was consensual, but if you read the linked article (impossible) you'll see he would sexually harass and grope unwilling women, then try to intimidate them into silence when they objected.
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all r-slurs should be expired
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A sad story all around.
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