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r/polyamory user tells his dad about his wife's boyfriend over text, he replies with a puking emoji

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What makes this guy your dad? That he donated the sperm? Did he endear himself to you as a father figure? Or is he the guy who jizzed in your mom? Just because you birthed me, and had a hand in raising me, doesn't make you my parent. I decide who my family is, no on else. You want me to call you dad and act like you're my dad? FRICKING ACT LIKE IT YOU LITTLE B-WORD. :)

The weakest of wrists wrote this comment

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You want me to call you dad and act like you're my dad? FRICKING ACT LIKE IT YOU LITTLE B-WORD

Easy tiger, you really are one tough motherlover.

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Commenting again cuz I'm seething what does this dweeb think acting like a father is? Holding ur hand and patting ur head saying good job non stop until he dies? Sorry, dads can say 'what you're doing is fricking stupid and weird', in fact it's probably.more important they do that over constantly applauding your terrible decisions

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Tough love means your parents are abusive and is the number one cause of people posting to /r/raisedbynarcissists

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ugh you guys. my rents are absolute garbage people who only care about themselves! not only did my dad say "eh, i don't think trump is an actual nazi" but my mom refused to by me a second playstation after i broke my first because i lost at fortnight! is there any way i can sue them?!


oh my god you need to get out of that house immediately. they are going to kill you in your sleep. i know i'm 20 years older than you and you are just 14, but if you need a place to stay i'm here for you. i'll DM you my address and money for a bus.

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As the world of dumb and destructive decisions grows louder, the fathers responsibility to tell his son he's being r-slurred only grows more important. But you shouldn't forget he is exhibiting fatherless behaviour, so Dad's definitely dropped the ball somewhere.

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These β€˜people’ clearly haven’t grown out of their edgy teenage angst phase… into their thirties..

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This explains most of reddit. People who started smoking weed way too young, were treated like children well into their 20s, and now have arrested development.

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Any age is too young.

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Nah, once you're retired you've done your due to society and it's your God given purpose to melt your brain and be a complete weirdo in gas stations

Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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Retiring is for betas.

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Maybe 70 when your brain is already turning to mush.

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Sound off King, don't hold back

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Nothing stokes the fire in my bones like rebbitors complaining that daddy wasn't nice enough to them when they were little :(

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Same

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lmao trolled by a redditor

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>uhhhh what makes this person who spent their life trying to raise you your dad?

>Oh he was living with your mom for 3 days after you were born? Clearly filled a father's role, child support!

If the person would've been on the hook for child support then he's your dad, love or hate him

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>Just because you birthed me, and had a hand in raising me, doesn't make you my parent.

It literally does. "Parent" has two conventional definitions, and he matches both.

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It literally does. "Parent" has two conventional definitions, and he matches both.

Language evolves you bigot, "parent" is a cisheteropatriarchal bigoted oppresive dog-whistle, the newspeak is now "birthing unit" you chud :marseynails:

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It's getting harder and harder to see polycels as fully human.

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Furry

:#opperblink:

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I love Sue so much. I'm glad we didn't forget about all of the supporting characters in the Darrell Show.

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:#marseybiast:

Is this a common law court or an admiralty court?

I am not Darrell Brooks, I am a third party intervener, here on behalf of my client

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You'd think not being fully human would be a turn on.

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Why are you the inferior heck hound?

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There is superiority in heck demons? :marseychristchanreading:

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Yes, Kenkou Cross blessed us with the MGE Hellhound.

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Mallgoth furry bitches get me acting up.

>inferior heck hound

If she's from some anime I'm not interested.

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She's from a series of books by Kenkou Cross.

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>monster girl

She's pretty hot, but where's the hound? Without the snoot, she can't be cute.

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:#soyquack:

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Daddy Issues - the comment.

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I'll assume you have the credentials to make that call? :marseysjw::#marseydetective:

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I have a good relationship with my father

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:marseyembrace::!marseylgbtflag:

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Well, you're gay right? So you have to have had. It was either him or your uncle. Or your bootyshorts wearing camp counciler

Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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Obviously

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Every comment on there could be a pasta.

OP response to his dad did not in anyway need to include whoever is currently fricking his wife, it seems forcefully thrown in there.

Like maybe don't include your dad in your cuckolding fantasies ok?

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OP response to his dad did not in anyway need to include whoever is currently fricking his wife, it seems forcefully thrown in there.

Poly people are like vegans. You don't have to ask them, you don't have to want to know, but by god you're going to find out, and usually in excruciating detail. Most of them seem to have some sort of personality disorder or at the very least a truly insatiable need for attention.

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:quote: if he isn't blindly supporting every single choice you make THEN HE ISN'T UR DAD!!!!!! :quote:

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The real dads are the supportive online community

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He's right though. If his dad was a real father, his baby moms wouldn't have divorced him a his son wouldn't be a cuck.

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Wonder what he will think when the child decides its paternal father (not him) is daddy, or when the wife decides she'd rather be monogamous with the boyfriend.

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>I'm choosing to ignore it. I'm trying to be the better man.

He doesn't even qualify as a man lol

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