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- Argonte : years old picture
- coned : imagine knowing this is a years old pictures...
- Ick : Imagine being able to read that it says 2y in the picture
- Lv999_Lich_King : hehe these gooner rascals are so funny
- ManBearFridge : My goon cave is filled with timestamped collage images of other people's goon caves
- retad7222 : >noticing the date >reading the text. stfu homos
- Wuzizname : I goon to highly detailed longposts on rDrama.
- Jew : anyone know the name of the chock on the far left?
- TedKaczynski : >chock
- ponyblaze : chock on my nuts
- FamilyGuyShill : porn = funny!
- DahvieVanityFan : We should be allowed to report posts more than once so that we can have rational debates here.
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This is levels of gooning never before seen
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And that's just for emergency
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Is he single handedly hosting Pornhubs videos?
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Pun not intended
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I own close to 15 tb of a specific fetish. At this point it's not even to jerk off it, it's to preserve it for future generations.
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Because of your pfp i read that in Carl's voice.
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it’s decades worth of NY Giants cheerleader audition tapes and in-game footage of them on the sidelines shaking their knockers
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Carl's videos would just be "big butt titties"
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"Hey meat-man? You know what I'd do to them whooores, right?"
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Are you the Wonderbread guy?
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No. This is widespread enough that there are dedicated forums and a half-dozen Eastern European producers who earn their living making this stuff. Most of what I archive is amateur stuff going back to the 40s that used to be traded around on old Usenet groups or home VHS cassettes.
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It's loli
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You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers in this racket.
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12tbpornography.webp
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Oh ya this subreddit is fricking nuts. In zoomer terms “goon” can mean to chill or do some degen shit with your friends. One oc my friends says lets goon all the time, so we showed him this sub and he got disproportionately mad and punched a hole in another friend’s wall.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Most emotionally developed zoomer
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Sadly not even a zoomer. Lower end of millennial.
But ya his gf left him for not growing the frick up so you’re still on point.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Most structually developed beam
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neighbor what
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What more is there to it?
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You've never seen your friend punch a hole in a wall? Weak
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I have not, in my country walls aren't made from plasterboard.
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I thought gooner meant an Arsenal fan lol
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In just a few decades, the word "goon" went from meaning stupid person to low-level criminal to SomethingAwful sperg to turbo-coomer, I wonder what the word goon will mean in 20 years from now
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Gunner, cos, you know, arsenal = guns
Plus their logo is a fricking cannon innit
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me n my neighbors on oblock on that goon shit lil Reese and durk got them goon caves too
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Ayeee he’s a huge chief keef fan lmfao
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Arsenal fans are called gooners
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Gunner, cos, you know, arsenal = guns
Plus their logo is a fricking cannon innit
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some people have a bugout bag, he has a goonout bag
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Romance died when kids lost the ability to jerk off to their imaginations.
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remove access to porn, artists will make bank selling drawings. maybe there was never a time of humans not having some kind of porn
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Even Roman graffiti had lewd images so yeah
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Do you think any of the Romans jerked it to statues? Like imagine if some statue's literal purpose was for you to masturbate to it. And we recover it now and think it's fine art lmao
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Almost certainly, lol. They just didn’t write as much about their gooning as redditoids because they probably didn’t view it as virtuous/had self respect
https://amp.theguardian.com/culture/2013/mar/23/pan-sculpture-s*x-and-romans
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Quick question: you're not upvoting me even when you like my answer! What gives? I need those votes, because I'm completely shit at betting in the world cup.
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Who do I go to not completely fail at betting?
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don’t remind me of my betting record
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Sure man, I usually upvote, I just forget sometimes tbh
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every little bit helps.
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Imagine being a cop or TSA agent and searching through that dude’s shit.
I bet it smells like dry-aged butt.
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The c*m is already dripping from the walls
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So what is this guy going to do with the fleshlight full of semen? Put it in his backpack and walk around with it all day? Clean it in a sink in a public bathroom?
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With this level of degeneracy? Probably lick it clean
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That's his emergency lube ration for the next session
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I gotta assume that whole subreddit is like /pag/ on /trash/ where they aren't actually that addicted to porn, they just get off on the idea of being super degenerate and addicted to porn. Like it's all basically a fetish larp.
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Gooners are fricking weird to me, not because they're degenerates but because they have a meta-fetish about porn addiction which makes them, through practice, addicted to porn. It's like sissification but for globohetero porn industry brainwashed stim addicts
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It’s fetishizing a fetish. Just thinking about it gives me the same feeling I get looking at an infinity mirror.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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At least when the bombs start dropping and he needs to hightail it into the woods, he's got what he needs to survive. What are you doing to prepare?
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Do these guys even need sexbots? I think this setup already covers that particular niche.
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wtf is a goonslut in this context, does it just mean his porn or does it need to be a specific type of porn?
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Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/GoonCaves/comments/fcxmkj/emergency_gooning_kit_i_made_just_in_case_i_need/?sort=controversial:
undelete.pullpush.io
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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These people always make me feel so much better about my cooming habits
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I'm a Mac
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Easiest possible way to feel better about your life, so long as you have a strong stomach
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Its more like how driving through poorcel areas makes me feel better about my choice to sell my soul for a massive salary
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Its fun. Have you never been on a safari? Its like that but the wildlife is less intelligent and industrious than elephants or monkeys
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