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Valid egg's wife doesn't approve of her new name

https://old.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/comments/zm98fh/eggirl

Euphoria is a normal name girls have, right? :marseyclueless:

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>watashi wa euphoria ray hasbruck! juu nana sai desu! (โ โ— โ โ€ฟโ ใƒปโ )โ โ€”โ โ˜†

Definitely a :marseypass:

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At least write it in Japanese, you subhuman. :#marseychingchongsupremacy:

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>implying euphoria could even write in moonrunes

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isn't euphoria just the neckbeard word for very excited?

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Aroused*

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Itโ€™s the agp word for aroused. The neck beard meaning is not the same.

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ฤชe.

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Hijacking top comments because within 5 seconds I found out this guy was groomed by his mom.

>My mom and I have joked about me being her daughter for almost a decade now and I came out to her today and when she asked me about how to refer to me to different people I got giddy at the idea of her yelling her ally friends that I actually am her daughter I haven't been this happy sense my daughter was born

>She's helping me pick a fem name and I'm at work smiling with tears in my eyes

https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/vmat0m/coming_out_to_my_mom_just_days_after_realizing_it/

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Literally serial killer stuff. Grim. I never understood that part though, intuitively I'd think weird/single moms would want a son not a daughter. To fill the void or whatever

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That's how I think about it. If I ever find a daughter I don't know, I would assume it's normal behavior.

It's actually pretty common for dads to lose interest in the child at the age of 30+, and I've seen cases where the father stops paying child support until the child is 18, and it's a normal behavior. You find these cases when they're 30.

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agp smirk

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:#marseymanysuchcases:


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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at least he's been honest he a degen agp ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Literal main character syndrome

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An addiction to anime and porn has rotted his brain - two fricking kids, a marriage all selfishly thrown away for his dopamine rushes when people are forced to call him "Euphoria".

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>to be completely real, all names are stupid. they are just sounds to get someones attention. so since they all are stupid, non of them are.

"I'm deconstructing!!!!" :#marseysoypoint:

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But you see when I say the N-word 60 times at dinner and try and explain how itโ€™s just a noise, I get uninvited from the work Christmas party

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Sounds like you need to get new coworkers

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Sounds like he will be pretty soon

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Deconstructing in the most r-slurred way possible. "all language is just stupid noises, nothing makes sense, ooga booga attftatattataattat"

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Since all names are stupid I'm going to name my child N-slur with the hard R to finally own the libs. :chudglassesglow:

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TIL my identity is "just a sound to get my attention"

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Definitely looks like a euphoria.

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:#marseyimpossibru:

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I was about to comment โ€œthis just looks like a standard autist with makeup onโ€, but I know exactly what rdramaโ€™s response would be so Iโ€™ll pre empt it- :marseywrongthonk::marseynoooticer::marseyhmm::marseythinkorino::marseythonk::marseyxd:

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>beat him by 3 minutes

:#marseyweeb:

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No its he that beat you

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Remember this man has a wife who's only disagreement is that his chosen name is r-slurred and you don't. Think about that.

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The wife:

:marseychonkerfoid:

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This Marsey always makes me want a pizza

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It looks like he's permanently recoiling from eating a lemon.

:#marseylemon:

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Dude's body is sort of lemon shaped. Look at how far his belly goes out.

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:marseyhmm:

Is it trying to look sexy, or is it high on meth?

To be fair to his imaginary wife, they could settle for Yufy / Yufi.

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Don't insult best Ff gorl

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I could fight at least 3 of them :marseyhearts:

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That's that neighbor from that Dahmer Netflix docuseries.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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Imagine being clockable by name alone

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