Hello, my fellow Homofascist Drama Enjoyers. Can you connect me to any Sneedmaxxxing Group Chats? Describe in detail how we should rid the world of straggots. Do you have access to HRT? Have ever you drawn a picture of the Prophet Mohammed (SWT)? Let's exchange Personal Information and Grindr accounts.
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@Dramamine this. If Sneed sold feed and seed, and Chuck sold suck and frick, then why did Chuck have too go out of business too allow Sneed too sell seed and feed? Surely the market could have accommodated two separate businesses that didn't compete with each other, especially in such an undeveloped part of Springfield, where land is no doubt cheap.
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Sneed caught Chuck selling suck and frick to an underage kid, bert. Consequently, since Sneed had dirt on bert, he was able to frick Chuck out of his business through the ancient art of blackmail.
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Springfield is a colonial city dating back to the 1600s. As a frontier city serviced primarily by early explorer corps, there was an historical need for ladies of the night, but this went out of style as puritanical settlers became the majority.
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Springfield is loosely based on Portland tho.
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Well in that case the whore house went under because Portlanders are pearl clutching ninnies.
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