Hi! We’re having a disagreement about the shop items and it falls into two camps:
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Fish - want to add handy one-time buys to the dramacoin shop like a mute button for profiles and other similar enhancements to the site. You buy it, one and done, and your site experience is permanently improved. This allows some minor things to be gated behind behind a dramacoin investment, removes dramacoins from circulation, and gives people reason to use the shop as something other than a Buy Ban Awards button.
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Not-Fish - want to just add these features with no dramacoin cost so everyone can immediately do things like mute profile songs. This will likely be the more favored option, because you all want a welfare state and to spam ban awards. It removes any sort of gatekeeping from site usage and removes any possible cute elitism or anything. And no one will ever hear your profile music again in the example of the mute button, because honestly everyone hates your taste in music and will use it immediately, no matter how new they are. You, specifically.
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Fish - one-time buys are important because gatekeeping is good.
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Cant wait for the monthly rdrama season pass 😍
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Imagine the sense of pride and accomplishment!
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I bought a silly hat for my carp and a snowy scene for my cabin!
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This will make joining more annoying for newtwinks, ban evaders and various rightoids. You could even reduce the current quality of life on the site and then lock features behind dramacoin paywalls. I am strongly in favor.
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Can you add a feature where one leaderboardchad vote counts for two peasant votes? To solidify the top-25 oligarchy.
Also make it so the leaderboard chads have a little marker next to their names signifying our importance. Not a verification, something more like this, but it says "Top 25" in the center.
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Yes, wear the armband volunteerily.
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Wow I really like this marker, wish I could wear one.
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If you make it too expensive I might write guides how to do some of the stuff for free. Prevent this site from autoplaying is trivial and I would never pay dramacoin for it.
It's literally just another hoop I have to jump through
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Not-fish - one-time buys are bad, a few minor new enhancement features should not cost dramacoin so everyone can use them.
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Poors out of my gahd dahm gay dating site
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Lmao carp forgot how much we hate poors
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Please add muting of profile songs or at the very least turn off auto play
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You’ve got the dc, you can buy the upgrade like everyone else 💅🏽
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Mute button? My browser already has a mute button lol
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The mute button is just one example for illustrative purposes of the concept of a one-time buy.
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Fish, I got these coins from bootstraps, don't want freeloading commies to enjoy the same things as me
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Pride and accomplishment
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Best would be no option to mute profile songs, cause everyone will mute them all and the initial feature would be useless. Or at least also make a shop item that makes your song unmuteable.
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Yes, this is the way. Leave no dramacoin unspent
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I like the idea of an unmuteable upgrade. Very good. If/when implemented ima give you a badge.
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Go with fish. I always liked how somethingawful had all kinds of r-slurred upgrades and shit to buy. If you bought it you felt superior and if you didn't buy it you felt superior because you weren't an r-slur spending money on dumb crap on the internet. If for some reason having all the elitism or something becomes annoying, just turn it into a site-wide feature. (This will cause extra seethe to, so it's funnier)
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I didn’t know SA had something like this lmao
To clarify: unlike SA, this is all bought with dramacoin, not real money.
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I havent used SA in a long time but yes you could buy many things.
[things that are literally the bare minimum for any modern website]
archives upgrade
search upgrade
private messages upgrade
other upgrades i dont remember
[r-slurred bullshit]
change any users avatar
change any users name ( i think)
change any users description
also dramacoin is more valuable than money anyways.
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these features are no brainers for this site
i think it's a good idea to have to pay 10 bucks just to log in
i also think it's a good idea to drink too much, hire p-dophiles and search battered womens shelters to try and get my ex-wife deported.
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immigrants stole the election, Mr. President
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It's true, I got my maid to empty her pockets at the end of her shift November 3rd and she had thousands of Arizona ballots.
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I don't care. Just let me buy ban awards so I can ban manlet massiah forever
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he's got 100k bro, its not gonna go well for you
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I did my part
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Lol enjoy your 1 day ban b-word
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brb
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Vote for the gatekeeping option or else us leaderboard chads will bully you for being poor
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Can we have lootboxes? The mechanic of getting your hopes up only to have them crushed seems appropriate for rdrama.
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Once we have a sufficient variety of awards, definitely.
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If I ran this site pretty sure I could get rich with a bunch of pay 2 win bullshit, confident that gaming forum whining hateful to Dramaterfs on instinct.
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Carp fears the smart fish
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the fish are growing legs
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What about rare Marseys that cost dramacoin to post so the wealthy can flex on the poors?
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theyre able to post them but it results in a one day ban
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like a solid gold marsey, just for me, president donald j trump
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I want a button that makes my profile music louder for everyone else.
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I want a shop item that secretly livestreams from the camera of whoever you gift it to. Give dramanauts a face.
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Imagine not being photogenic 24/7.
Couldn't be me.
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Exactly. If you arent ugly yoh have nothing to worry, and if you are you deserve to be bullied anyway. Win-win.
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Fish- I have a volume control on my phone for a reason.
Is there a way to sell dildos? People will always need dildos.
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I didn’t even know this website had music
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Don't ever reply back to me in bold hyper large text again. You are out of your depth. This is a warning.
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I'd rather see more cosmetic enhancements than something that improves functionality or interferes with functionality for other users. Like, instead of banning them let us give them a small number of ENORMOUSLY GIANT SPIDERS, just two or three wandering onto the screen unexpectedly, and not always but on every tenth page open, to keep them on their toes. Or it would be fun to decorate comments with dildos, own or other people's. Learn the lesson from gslur companies, pay2win is toxic, little wholesome fun is cash money.
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Wholesome fun is cancer, its what ruined modern culture.
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Good job figuring out how to pin a post Carp, proud of you
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Thanks I knew I’d get it eventually!!!!!
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marse is my waifu huh
sad
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Carp that reply makes no sense, are you having one of your moments again?
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Why do you lie
to me AND to marsey
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Carp I think you need to go to the corner and calm down. Don't worry, me and Marsey will still be here when you get back
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I like the idea of paying with Dramacoin but I also like the idea of paying with cash to fund development and also flaunt IRL status over those who cling to their internet points.
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Interested in feet?
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Feet are so passé
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Add those butthole chocolates and mold them after the jannies' buttholes
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i literally just mute this website. do whatever dawg, i ain't gunna hear it.
:marseyhearnoevil:
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The mute button is just one example for illustrative purposes of the concept of a one-time buy.
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Do you negotiate if bought in bulk? I want to spend 40k for 20 ban awards
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please put the downcoin button under a paywall so that newfriends cannot downcoin snappy
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But everyone loves Superbowl Shuffle
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have options for both so compulsive spenders never get to buy the expensive perma upgrades.
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You all know you can just mute and unmute this website right. I don't even know why you created that option, much less why anyone would pay for it.
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