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Remember when a Bernie supporter nearly merked multiple Rethuglikkkan Congressmen in 2017? That’s by far the most dangerous situation any notable politician has been in recent years. No, the Capitol LARP and mailing bombs weren’t nearly as troubling lmao.

The Paul Pelosi incident could’ve been as dangerous but that situation was so hazy I unironically believe that might’ve been a gay hook-up gone wrong. At the very least, the intruder didn’t seem to be politically motivated

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There isn't any evidence to support the gay hookup thing. Somehow rightoids kept pumping out that rumor until it stuck.

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They were just two dudes wrestling in their underwear. Nothing gay about that.

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>get pulled from your bed at 2am and attacked by an insane guy

>rightoids call you gay for being in your underwear

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>sleeping in your underwear

Queer

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Fr sleep naked or you’re a strag (bad kind)

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Sure, may as well be doing this when the burglar male feminist breaks in

:#marseytwerking:

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Intimidate them w your pp homo :#marseybuff:

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>mfw I break into your home

:#marseybeanflushed:

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:#horny:

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strag (bad kind)

There is no good kind.

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A guy also in his underwear who somehow got past multiple layers of SS security and who only hammerchimped once their buddy let the cops in.

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multiple layers of SS security

There was no SS security since they were with Nancy, not her husband.

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Their families get protection, too. Plus, the glass was shattered from inside the house.

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The speaker of the house doesn't get their family protected. That's for the president and VP. And glass being outside a shattered window doesn't mean the window was shattered from the inside.

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Bruh, just accept your bf is gay lol

I totally hang out in my undies with my bros and only attack them when the cops show up and i suddenly have conspiracy sites for years that opened up days before.

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They were unavailable due to the dissolution of the SS at the end of WW2

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I haven’t really read anything about the incident ever since the day after it happened. I initially saw SF/dude was apparently in his underwear/prominent politician and thought it could’ve been some homo stuff. It all seemed very hush-hush as well so I never followed up on it.

I imagine if there was really something to the ‘politically motivated’ angle, leftoids that I know personally would’ve been whining about stochastic terrorism or some shit. Considering the media and many lefties were still whining about 1/6 18 months later, they should be happy to play up the “prominent Dem attacked in his own home!!!” angle

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the reason you can be sure it wasn't politically motivated is because it was blasted all over the news very very briefly then memory holed. Idk about the gay hookup thing but it was definitely something personal and embarrassing for Pelosi so it just got stuffed back in the closet with her other skeletons.

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There's also the possibility that the media preemptively jannied the topic just because it would cause "problematic" comments.

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Paul knowing the guys name isn’t kinda sus to you?

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https://abcnews.go.com/US/911-call-paul-pelosi-made-night-hammer-attack/story?id=95224632

"Are the Capitol police around? I got a problem. A gentleman just came into my house, waiting for my wife to come home," Paul Pelosi could be heard saying on the call.

When the operator asked for his name, he responded," "Paul Pelosi. He told me to put down the phone."

"What is his name?" the operator asked.

Another man could then be heard shouting into the speakerphone, "David DePape."

>get attacked

>attacker tells you his name

>rightoids wonder how you knew his name

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right? it was clearly a serious political assassination attempt! that's why anyone who questioned the weirdness of the story was immediately attacked and silenced by everyone and the story went away in a week! OPEN YER EYES, RIGHTOIDS. :talk2hand:

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It wasn't a serious political assassination attempt considering the guy broke in when Nancy wasn't around and he stuck around instead of just killing Paul Pelosi. David DePape was a nutcase who was previously a nudist and thought 9/11 was an inside job and then jumped to rightoid conspiracy theories.

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and you insist this wasn't a gay s*x thing :talk2hand:

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>get attacked by crazy guy

>crazy guy admits to the cops that this was a politically-motivated attack

>rightoids still think it's a gay s*x thing

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listen to the bootlicker blindly believing what the cops tell him! THEY'D NEVER LIE TO COVER FOR POLITICIANS! :talk2hand:

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>have a home intruder

>call 911

>put the phone on speaker because you’re so scared

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>insane guy makes insane decisions like letting his victim make a phone call

>rightoids surprised that insane people don't make rational decisions

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