rDrama Bimonthly Census - 🍆 edition

Pick a number, get a badge when it's over. The badges are as follows:

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All participants will be given one or the other. The badges belonging to each number will be determined by RNG. This could mean that everyone ends up having a monster dong. It could also mean that everyone has a giant clitty. Let's find out!

I am now flipping a coin by googling "flip a coin"

Heads is big dong

Tails is small

1 tails

2 heads

3 heads

4 heads

5 tails

- WINNER!

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CERTIFIED RDRAMA JUMBO DONG. Let’s GO!

:#marseycock:


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Bro, my peepee has a peepee.

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I'm a whore for badges, Gimme gimme gimme.


:!marseybooba:

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Prolly gonna run it for 24 hours and then take 24 years to distribute the badges


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As expected. Still waiting on my merch badge.


:!marseybooba:

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3 months jesus

i threw in a sigma badge too

sorry


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Still waiting on my New Years badge

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not anymore you're not


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You also promised DC for the banners

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i did not, i promised mb which was paid


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I wasn't paid

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I can't decide, should I pick option 2 or option 4 on the poll?

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I just rolled a D6 (reroll 6s)


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I need that new years badge too

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There was a New Years badge? RIP having to work :marseycry::marseycry::marseycry:

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Ty

:marseycarp3pat:


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Mr Carp. Could you also find some time to look at my submission? :marseypleading2:

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You lost the 200 coins you bet on rDrama Bimonthly Census - 🍆 edition

:marseyshy: oh no, I hope big peepeeed dramachads don't make fun of me :marseyblush:

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HOW COULD CARP DO THIS TO US??

nvm it was probably pretty easy

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:#marseydicklet:

thunderpeepees IN IN IN

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Very unfortunate to have a decent peepee and being into SPH :marseyitsover:

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BADGE

:#marseycocaine:

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Id like some badge

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The group with carp won, what a shock

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Always bet on the house :marseycool:

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:#marseyluckycat:

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Gambling is so much fun bros :marseygambling::marseymoney:

!slots200

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!slots200

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!slots200

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:#marseymerchant:

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!slots200

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!slots111

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!slots200

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LETS GO :#parrotultrafast:

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Those coins ain’t worth of having a nsfw badge

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Peepeelet cope :marseydicklet:

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I asked carp to give me small pipi award before the results chud, small pipi is more beautiful

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Let´s gooo, all in on number two!

:#2pat:

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Got some coins woooo

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I picked 3 because balls. ~~~c===3

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I’m just gonna post my peepee and you can give me the appropriate badge

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thank u

:#marseyscout:

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Okay, but I have actual proof that I'm wielding a monster dong. I'm not even going to place a bet. I deserve this. This badge was made for me.

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i think u should post it again in case @August never saw it

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Wtf yes, I wanna see

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Ew he looks creepy

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lmao i only rly looked at one place then the dirty mirror dried me up

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needs to clean his mirror 😣😣

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Send them here and tell them to harass carp until I get my badge. I'm about to go on a 2 week vacation and if I don't have the badge when I return I'm going to :#soyjaktantrum::#soyjaktantrum::#soyjaktantrum:

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have safe fun on ur trip bb 🥳🥳

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Thanks queen :#marseykingcrown:

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hello carp, i am still unable to participate in these polls and i am unsure as to why


plz fix

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It’s cause you’re a cute twink

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Probably cause it costs 200 DC to participate and your balance is.... Jesus Christ :marseydespair:

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:marseywholesome:

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@UraniumDonGER deliberate

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BASED OPTION 4 LEGGOOOO

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuck i wanna eat fresh corn s uch now

with salt:marseysob::marseysob:

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wow if i get the wrong badge i might have to delete my account and restart :marseysweating:

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don't worry, i can ensure you the clitty badge for a paltry 2k


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i'll take both for 1k!

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ROLLING FOR MONSTER PEEPEE :#marseypenis:

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!slots100

edit: thanks carp. now to put it all on 5 because logically the biggest number will result in the biggest peepee

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Correct logic :marseypipe:

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!slots100

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!slots200

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@carpathianflorist This was a mistake I actually clicked on 4 but your website broke. Please fix

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I'M NUMBER ONE.

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The text on the second badge is completely unreadable. Very sloppy work, bad jannie.

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It's win-win bc if you get the bad badge it's so shitty that nobody will even be able to tell what it is but if you get the Monster Peepee it's clearly readable :#marseyeldritchnut:

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This could very well set off a wave of dysphoria here

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I better get a monster dong or I'm suing you

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I picked 4, which is 2 and 2, so if 2 gets picked I should win twice.

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Reported by:

:#marseyjamming:

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Heck Ya

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ALRIGHT BET

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Lets do this

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Of course carp was in the winning team. Rigged as always.

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Doesn’t matter, got a badge :marseyscout:

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whats your favorite site banner?

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@carpathianflorist upvoted but not answered

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Also true men don’t worry about pipi size because his status faction > rest

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Numba one, want tiny pipi looks cuter

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I ain't paying for no badge. You can suck my monster clitty.

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The sound on my profile tells you all you need to know:

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