:coomer::marseycoomer3::marseycoomer2: Turns out the coomer meme guy is alive and well

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Love when people post that picture of him in the hospital to /r/pics saying "I beat cancer!" or something. Always gets like 15k upvotes and $100 in awards.

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His imdb page is a testament to his power. 14914 multi paragraph detailed reviews on porn. He has been consistently writing two reviews a day for a decade.

https://m.imdb.com/user/ur1287548/reviews

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The funniest part is how succinct and well written they are, the man treats it like it's his career.

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This :marseysharksoup: man is a coom :marseysperm: sommelier:marseycosmopolitan:

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Better than every youtube movie critic and game journ*list/regular journ*list I've ever seen

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Thata not him

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His eyes are soulless holy shit

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The lights are on but no one’s home

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Holy shit his pfp

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So the blacked spammers are Asians and white coomers? Makes sense I guess

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What, did you think it was all huge peepeeed black guys from the hood spending 18 hours a day on 4chan?

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4chan = anime

DBZ = anime

Neighbors and hard-working Americans love DBZ

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That is a hilarious image though

>Wake up

>Hear gunshots

>Ah shit, here we go again

>Log on to /pol/ and spam bbc memes

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Poor girl, imagine having that beard in your face

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It looks like it's inching towards her like some Junji Itoian nightmare :marseysadcat:

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After a certain amount of peepees im sure they become numb to physical touch

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like a chefs asbestos hands

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This man should be a famous actor by now. Horror, thriller, idc. A good director can teach an unexperienced actor, but no director can make an actor look like THAT.

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He has to be either neurodivergent or legit r-slurred tho.

People don't usually look that wrong unless there's something actually wrong with them.

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I feel like he's going to crawl out of my screen

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It already has while you weren't looking. He's in your walls now.

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He probably wont try to touch you too much though, but you will feel those icy blues staring you down

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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He's living his best life. Good for him.

I'm surprised he doesn't have more followers given his meme status.

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Finally boarding in Phoenix after a 3 hr layover. Heading home.. got a whole row to myself. Yes...

i'm scared

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"famous"

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:#marseyfuntriptime:

Snapshots:

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Those utterly broken people- clustered under a giant sign to American sexual deviancy, holding merch bags for a free cam sight. Yet only Der Coomer stands proudly, staring with his thousand-coom-stare. He is beyond humanity, and no longer has hope for ascendency.

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Look up Reformed Stoic. He is the coomer ARCHETYPE!

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