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A look into Britbrit’s ongoing post-conservatorship mental collapse via Instagram

She’s removed a lot of random topless pictures from around her house and by this one tree. She’s also reposted them. And deleted them. And reposted them. Another thing she’s been doing is posting bizarre dancing videos from in her kitchen. Take a look at this one, which is somehow an act of sympathy for hurricane victims (click it, it’s a link r-slur):

My thoughts and prayers go out to so many people in this world at the moment. The news is horrific especially in the HEART LAND of Louisiana … God will DEFINITELY throw us some curve balls to set us straight to make sure we are AWAKENED !!!! He is definitely getting our attention now with the devastation in Louisiana … are you awake my friends??? I told you a while back … DON’T FRICK WITH MOTHER NATURE 🌱 … she is responsible for the air we breathe 🌬 … the sunrises 🌄… the sunsets 🌅… the rainbows 🌈 … but she’s also a beast with the earthquakes … tornadoes 🌪 … hurricanes 🌀 !!!! Go outside and pick up a PIECE OF HER and just LISTEN … but it’s nice to be able to look up and know FAMILY is nearby … I’m so happy my family is SAFE and doing well !!!! In life there’s always a TWIST … SPIN … GRIN ... or even a GIGGLE that’s best served with a beautiful spoon … find YOUR GOD and SERVE HIM WELL !!!! Here’s my twist on life and I’m serving it to God !!! This is how I praise … This is how I feel … by dancing 💃🏼 … singing … praying … and even cleaning 😂 !!! To some it will never be enough but I am perfect in His eyes and will continue to do what gives me praise !!! God bless you all !!! THE LIGHT IS COMING SOON ☀️☀️☀️ !!!! Psss so wait is God a man or a woman????

Random album of inexplicable handbra pics from her patio

Here’s my butt 😉 🍑 !!!!

… which she immediately followed up with a video of her butt, to prove it’s really her butt which no one had even questioned, because she posted it immediately after the picture.

All of this is interspersed with random screenshots of platitudes about nothing, single mom girlbossposting, terrible memes, and whatever the frick this is about.

Here’s some more kitchen dancing:

https://instagram.com/tv/CTNzFh_HSo4/?utm_medium=share_sheet

https://instagram.com/p/CTA7LWuHigt/?utm_medium=share_sheet

https://instagram.com/p/CS0Q0DSHuyi/?utm_medium=share_sheet

Bonus living room flailing

In semi-related but far less tragic news, my girl Sammi “the sweetest b-word you’ll ever meet” Sweetheart has finally returned to insta and has been liking every single thing Brit posts, because she has class.


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Breaking kayfabe here so I apologize in advance.

What a disappointing butt.

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Pooping on cute flat asses? Where do you think you are?

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That's a narrow butt not just flat. Looks like a frog butt.

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Where the heck are you finding your women? Her butt looks great.

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flat, narrow butt

flat, narrow butt, but on a guy

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Britnor spears when?

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If she ain't a braphog, I ain't interested!

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Yeah it’s nowhere near Taytay’s level of anti-butt, but it’s a major letdown nonetheless.


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It's fine for a 39 year old stripper (I've seen some that held up remarkably well even into their 40s.)

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Nah that tail was taunted at us for 20+ years. It does not live up to the long hype. She's aged really well though but the actual goods are a major disappointment.

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taunted at you maybe, straight whiteboi

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certainly leaves something to be desired. it's only barely not a man butt.

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If it was a man's butt it might actually have some muscle tone

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