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I Hired 5 People to Sit Behind Me and Make Me Productive for a Month
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the frick is that lmao
I would rather someone (asian parents) to lock me in a cage with huge textbooks and tase me and flash bright lights into my eyes 25/8 so i lose sense of time
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Even Orange Site users think this dude is weird
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There are lots of comments there that are applauding the OP for his experiment and not seeing any issue with it whatsoever.
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Plenty more r-slurs in that thread talking about how useful it is.
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This guy wants a mommy to cook his dinner and make sure he's being a good boy and doing his chores instead of slacking off. No wonder the assistants all suddenly got car trouble or came down with illness so they couldn't go back to work for him.
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Zoomer women won't even be a mommy for $20/hr, the kids are doomed
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this stuff is just the opposite of antiwork gayness
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It's actually the same method that /r/antiwork jannies use to do it for free 24/7.
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Or you can just save the money and develop some sense of self control?
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"she"
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God coomers suck at writing. Let me guess, next she was all like oh I'm a poor virgin who's never do the secks, can you s*x me you big strong highly productive man
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It's like a time machine to 2009 silicon valley
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If you're already working as much as the average person who cares about being productive then a 20% boost sounds great
Who the frick wants to work for 16 hours a day? Mind you this guy probably has a pretty loose definition of the word work, but even top lawyers and investment bankers and shit don't work that much
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I made a tool that increased my productivity by a lot, too.
I'm using this extra time to play vidya games and browse an autism support group
I'd take a proper screenshot but NO TIME
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16 hours is actually a fairly common amount of time for investment bankers. But only analysts and partners, everything in between is less. And itβs very low intensity work like filling out excel sheets.
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The modern tech idiot mindset - "everything I do every second of the day must seem productive". If you have to be forced to do everything then maybe you need a different set of hobbies and a career change.
Ffs
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In the first 16 hours this guy exercised (yoga), wrote two blog posts, and did "some" work for his job. He could have lifted weights, got double the actual work done, gotten a third of the way through Moby Peepee, and still had time to spare if he wasn't such a cute twink
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yeah that part jumped at me LOOK GUYS I'M VERY PROGRESSIVE!!!!!!!!
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Fake news. Woke foids are always the size of a landwhale
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as long as they aren't anywhere near me and someone elses problem
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We need them to sit behind you for 16 hours a day
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It's funnier if you read this as the full book title
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sureeeeeeeeeeee
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"70% of the applicants were women".
No shit. He put it into the job description that the assistant would also have to cook and clean (and probably pick out his clothes for the next day just like Mommy used to do for him when he was going to school), so no wonder it was all women. Men won't bother with that shit because that's not a "productivity assistant", that's a housekeeper. Women, by contrast, are used to applying for jobs as nannies and childminders.
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lol that would be so funny haha
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