https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/10tkw0s/leonardo_dicaprio_has_a_new_19_year_old?sort=controversial
Good joke, maybe women can be funny
Instead of being mad that he's dating a 19 yr old deuxmoi has moved on to speculating that he is gay and his young girlfriends are all beards
And the least unexpected: post wall foid seethe(nsfw)
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Neighbor condoms arent complicated if u are not r-slurred
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Vasectomy before pounding young strange for years. That easy.
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This seems like the most likely scenario. Leo probably decided early on that he never wanted kids
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You know even normal couples frick for years with condoms without getting pregnant?
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Whats the point getting kitty if u just gonna put a barrier between it and ur peepee?
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Because women lie. Next thing you know you have an STD. This is unironically true.
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Which is why he probably has them tested
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I think condoms are what, 99% effective? 95%? Either way
Have enough s*x with condoms and it becomes statistically unlikely that you didn't knock someone up
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He dates young hot women that don’t want to ruin their bodies and careers with pregnancy.
Probably has them signing contracts that obligate them to take birth control, and monthly pregnancy tests, where they agree to terminate.
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He's gay though
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me too, i also date young hot women exclusively and am a gay man
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I see you too have a very good PR firm managing you.
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Maybe he likes kitty and dislikes paying alimony
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right? there's literally no way to prevent pregnancy or even end one that's already started!
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He’s probably doing the Tarantino thing and waiting til 60
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