Redditors can't handle dark humor. LITERALLY shaking and crying

comic is unironically funnier than anything I've seen on reddit in recent times

Apparently you can get 100s of updoots by just posting

What. The. Frick.

And

This

Over and over.

There's no need for Playboy to be working blue, excuse me very much

You’re just a gigantic butt worm that crawled out of your mommy’s vaginal herpy sore And never had responsibility or knows what the inside of a woman’s vagina feels like. probably texting from a friend’s couch with your entire life inside of a walmart backpack that smells like dog shit and bad weed, if you are a vet your probably some transgender pohg that put signs up in front of his barracks saying free hand jobs, your diet most likely consists of Arizona ice teas and 50 cent bags of chips, you probably got the money by stealing it out of the charity jar at a your local bodega that smells like Mexican butthole and fried meat pastries. Your dad probably a frickin loser who got duped into c*m dumping into the dumbest ugliest slut in town, you come from a family of cucked human sheep that also frick sheep and Gonorrhea is your family’s main source of pride, you probably are busy trying to hook up with an underage girl who been in the country about 6 months and has a fupa that cover her nasty dank frick hole, you probably eat your boogers and claim your immune system is strong as result. You probably triple mask and triple maxi pad that leaking Orifice you call a peepee hole, your upcoming job prospects are at the bottom of a pyramid scam or a fluffer for gay pornos, you eat pizza with a fork and you sit while you pea your breathprobably smells like shit. Now go complete your gender reassignment surgery and eat a fat peepee

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io
• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)