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Bait sub idea: r/gangstalkers

A sub where we pretend to be gangstalkers in order to bait reddit schizos.

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I like this. Some ideas:

  • Pretend there is a groomercord server where gangstalkers hang out, share tips, etc. Talk about all the interesting stuff that happens in there. Link it in the sidebar and automod response, but the link goes nowhere.

  • "I found the perfect model of car, but can't find it in red"

  • "I fell in love with my targeted individual"

  • Missed connections thread for gangstalkers who couldn't stop to talk because they were monitoring the targeted individual

  • rewrite gangstalking posts to be from the other perspective

  • put the FBI/CIA logo on as much stuff as possible

  • "What's the best place you've hidden 6's?"


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this probably wont even work but it sounds hilarious

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You gotta get more tinfoil hat than that and give them something more tangible to latch on to. Instead of groomercord, use some r/vxjunkies style word salad with lots of radio, irc and encryption references. Even schizos know that groomercord is for grooming purposes only, the glowies aren’t gonna be using it.

In fact, a bunch of sci-fi word salad from r/vxjunkies (one of the only subs I can tolerate btw) would really be the thing that pushes this idea over the top. Think about how a schizo would react to some shit like this, when it’s clearly phrased to be malicious and directed at them:

β€œHello OP I am the Mertrank RTVX3.

Fricking leaking mentroid envelope. I tried to reach you regarding the (individual) last tonight but I got lambda feedback loop at 42.69 THz. Please advise?”

And extrapolate this basic concept like if the Illuminati actually planted pyramids everywhere as β€œclues”.

Suddenly you have these schizos posting pics of their semen-covered alarm clocks showing 42:69pm.

This is the most effort I’ve ever put into an rDrama post. Longpostbot, carry me home.

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If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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You’re right bud, I know. At least you’ll always be here for me.

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Please don't start any parasocial relationships with longpostbot. He doesn't appreciate it.

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love vxjunkies but I don't trust people enough to keep it convincing. I think we could realistically trick people into thinking they are banned from a groomercord though


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Holy shit, those are brilliant!


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thanks bro


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  • The groomercord server messages appear as gibberish though as they are all encrypted using a third party technology which interfaces with groomercord

  • Trade shifts with other gangstalkers, using vague location descriptors (which of course other gangstalkers will know exactly which subject/location they refer to)

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