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The amount of applications and resumes I received over the decades that were so intentionally shitty because mom/dad was making them apply was in the 1000s. It seems to be a common tactic used by neets.

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People also do this to cheat unemployment, some states require you to submit x applications.

I know this from working a job that paid me 200k for 9 months and then sat on the dole all winter before the next work year started. I submitted a lot of terrible applications for jobs I didnโ€™t want

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Karen, I want a job but filling out thousands of online workaday forms every day makes me want to shoot myself. So on some days I give up and write what I actually think.

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I canโ€™t even tell if theyโ€™re pretending to be r-slurred

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Visit any college campus and you can meet these people in the flesh

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In my 10 years and 6 jobs, I sent a total of +/- 15 CVs. Only r-slurred people spam CVs to employers.

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r/antiwork is basically r/incels but for jobs.

"I approached 50 women with my halitosis breath and anime t-shirt with giant pit stains, none of those bitches would even talk to me"

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imagine thinking you're a qualified candidate if you won't even spend 5 minutes to get your application past the HR autojannie

just wait till she encounters a position that requires a cover letter

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Fincels smh

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In 10 years I've had 70 jobs thanks to my CV spamming technique. Checkmate r-slur

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I see that you are r/Grindmaxxing to the max! Continue man, you can do it!

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resume spam

losers. if u donโ€™t get jobs by recommendations or reputation and have to send out 1000 u suck and r dumb

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These days you kind of have to. Realistically, you won't have connections at many organizations, the best you can do is have a good reputation at your current job, groom your cover letter for each application and keep applying to thousands of employers.

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Realistically, you won't have connections at many organizations

Never even began for asocialcels

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I'm debating if I should get a land planning certificate, grind for a few years, then jump back again to the private sector.

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foid

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I get random offers on LinkedIn all the time and I'm aggressively mediocre

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Recruiter Stacies only contact you if you're already employed. I got shitty offers up until I updated my profile that I was going back to school

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Wrong

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wrong

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I'll try it.

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Realistically, you won't have connections at many organizations

lose lose mindset. I have cultivated physical connections with hundreds of managers and stars at top corporations. Iโ€™m all the way in, and theyโ€™re all the way in me. Iโ€™m grinding for sales and grinding my butt

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So are you the top or bottom when you need to collect another favor?

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Sales

Ew. I'm more of an operations guy.

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This is literally "My uncle works at Nintendo" levels of bullpooping.

But anyways i'm applying to various fields, if all goes well, I might be able to work from home for an IT company doing Admin work.

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just go to your university's career department and ask them to find you a job.

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The actual test is figuring out that a potential employer that asks for your supervisor's contact in the the first form is not worth pursuing.

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imagine not being able to just get a job at your dad's business. People have to actually apply? To stangers? Fricking weird bro

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My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you werenโ€™t addicted to Reddit. Youโ€™re making a difference, though!


Snapshots:

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Iโ€™ve found that to be true with golf. The guy who plays slowly on the course is going to be molasses in meetings. The guy whoโ€™s generous with compliments on the course is going to do the same at dinner. And the guy who cheats on the course is going to cheat in business, or on his taxes or, say, in politics.

I got 4 comments deep before I found an orang man bad ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿฅญ๐ŸฅญโŒโŒโŒ

Where is my award?

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Yeah be too lazy to fill out some standard form that usually your browser does for you after the first few times. That'll show your enthusiasm for work

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work

braindead repetitive actions shouldn't even be called work. this is a type of labor that real humans don't have time for

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Oh no, copy pasting is so much work ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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