S sneed/sneed TOTAL SOREN ASSIMILATION  1yr ago (image post) Edited 1yr ago 769 thread views #147386
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:marseythreadprocessrentfree: An Absimp is the same as a Tooka :marseythreadprocessrentfree:

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>be absimp

>be over a year ago

>create dramaaccount and larp as a foid (go by the name @tooka)

>create the needful on phone, a few weeks later create the absinthe account on computer so it doesn't get linked as an alt

>be tooka

>post for months without generating any suspicion ( :gigachad3: )

>even assimilate into janitor at one point (went nowhere when @Chapose kept pinning garbage and 90% of the jannies got demopped to avoid making @Chapose feel targeted and hurting his feelings or some straggy shit)

>be absimp

>get bored of larping as a dramafoid

>sexually harassmaxxx ur tooka alt and comment "ur gussy stinks" under every comment

>be tooka

>leave

>refuse to elaborate

>generate @QuadNarca sneed :capysneedboat2:

>generate @carpathianflorist sneed :capysneedboat2:

>generate more sneed that schizocel forgets because this was almost a year ago

>be absinthe

>be a few months ago

>log in to @tooka alt again, this time on computer

>accounts linked

>tooka alt confirmed

>be schizocel

>see the alts linked, interrogate absimp about this until he admits the truth, altho has yet to explain why he did it

>forgot to make the needful post about it because schizocel was busy generating capyseethe and sneksneed at the time

True story

@carpathianhotep @X (formerly chiobu) or anyone else with alt seeing eye pls confirm the needful

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Oh I didn't clarify, I meant my alley, sorry buddy

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Why do you live in an alley? Did you evolve into not having a neck as some kind of defense against hobos?

>be me

>poor maxxing and homeless

>find alley for new life

>make friends with hobos

>fight over cigarettes leads to getting stabbed in the neck

>assimilate to Soren

>no neck and 3D printed gun

>hobos don't stand a chance

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