No I'm clickbaiting frick off
cc: @HOHOHOTEP (kiII yourself)
re: https://rdrama.net/post/322375/fun-christmas-contest-coming
This year for Fistmas we are doing something new, simple enough for everyone to participate in, and hopefully fun
The UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER CONTEST.
@JoyceCarolOates has very cheerfully created the Marseys wearing unadorned sweaters below for you to make any of them into WHATEVER YOU WANT:
EDIT: PATTERNED VERSIONS FROM
@BussyBoy
Design an ugly Christmas sweater for her. Or even a very nice Christmas sweater, I don't care. Post it in this thread and also submit it as an emoji making sure to include "XMASSWEATER" as a tag. Your prize is the badge you see in this thread and 500dc.
Once they're all in I think I'd like to make either some margin art with them or maybe a happy sidebar image or ten or an animation or something idk. You're welcome to do the same.
Anyway like I said, simple.
RULES
Must be in by 12/24/2024.
I know I said "everyone can participate" but don't just draw a fricking line or something, at least TRY to make it look like an ugly Christmas sweater.
That's literally it, merry Fistmas.
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!codecels !marseyartists not christmas themed, but it's whatever *sips tea*
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import christmas
!codecels !aoc
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!deadBIPOCstorage
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That's not about coffee
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WAOW!!
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!marseyfans new drop!
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WAOW!!
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BLESSED
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Choosing between the JS dev being an r-slur or a jeet must have been a tough call
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Please to turn off computer
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I love it.
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I'm really digging the Steve Jarbsey, nice work
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!burgers stateflag collection
(Don't worry, I'm not going to do 50 of these.)
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Lmao these state flags actually look really good as ugly Christmas sweaters which says alot.
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I love them!


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SHE IS WEARING LIGHTS
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Heck yeah thavel
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VERY nice
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!commenters OH MY GOD
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The patterned versions from @BussyBoy
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I recognize the general shape but dont get it
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I don't get it
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Congratulations on 5 years!
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Why is that fish so fricking ugly?
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This is the worst edit by far
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I'm glad you liked it.
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Marsey is going to be that uncle/aunt at the family christmas party
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lmao
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GOOD MARSEY
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Don't look too closely!
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This is hands down the most attractive piece of clothing ever designed
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We should make it real and sell it as merch
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Hiiiii
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Platy sweater
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Yeah, I put in the tag for you, I thought carp had already given you the badge
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Also can you send the project file for advent thing
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https://pomf2.lain.la/f/rpf5esnm.psd
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Oh I thought you had a higher quality one
Then it's fine, but thanks for the trouble.
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nah i got everything from august lol
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Thanks
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I am on mobile and outside right now maybe ping me 3 hours later
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!remindme 3 hours
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I will be messaging you on 04.12.2024, 15:16 UTC to remind you of this comment
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Np ching
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This so good
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Yikes.
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Based on
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Marsey tried pot while she was away at college!
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Great idea carp

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cannot believe it took this long for a dude bussy lmao sweater
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Glad you like it
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Nooo Marsey don't wear anything from Spencer's
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IT MOVES
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SO CUUUTE
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Happy birthday to the most famous jew!!!!
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oooo you even colored the hat
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When the sweater is sus
Alternatively: Sweaters?
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extremely high quality
well done
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which one should I submit?
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BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!
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First ugly sweater looking one I've seen so far (they're all lovely though)
Very nicely done
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I love this
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FISTmas
ok X is this enough?
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actual ugly sweater
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This is the most r-slurred thing I've made in months. Good event, carpy & Oates
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lmao
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Needs
more BIPOCs. It's supposed to be an UGLY sweater 
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I made a special one for you with more black people
Dr. Kaczynski is still in there though!
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I love you so fricking
much it's unreal 
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If you're an attractive, fit woman please contact me.
JK. Image editing is fun! Everyone should have a holly jolly time.
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I'm as much of a woman
as
@DestoryerCarbine.
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I dont get it
*sips tea*
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Why???
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anus
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Here's my revised entry, let me know a good name for it or if it needs changes.
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marsey2asweater
tags
xmassweater machinegun secondamendment
idk lol
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I try to use as many tags as possible in a way that won't piss off Carp:
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This is just a fun meta contest, we can't be posting our successful bait all the time.
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I have to post my bait or I don't even know if it was successful.

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Oooooh you even patterned it, VERY nice
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FIRST
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frick neighbor, wait
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!commenters there are now YARNY LOOKING ONES AS WELL if you'd like
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Thanks for the heads up, now my Marsey looks even better:
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you know if you just remove the background from the goatse (HINT] it might pass
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You ignoramus, my art has beautiful lo-fi aestethics
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My gf asked "What did you just laugh at" and I didnt want to show her rdrama so I just explained what goatse was instead and it worked, she didnt want to see anymore
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I'm glad to see my ugly Christmas pattern sweaters get recognized
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I've been drinking so this may not be accurate but I think this is a VERY GOOD EVENT and I am EXCITED TO SEE EVERY ENTRY
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You can thank me for the YARNY pattern ones. I drew them in my own time and it only took me 3 hours
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I feel like it was probably just magic wanding her sweater and then making it transparent and putting the yarn pattern behind it and paint bucketing it but idc at all, it's exactly what it should be and it's great and now we'll have more variety in sweaters
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I know exactly how it made it there but I don't want to get in trouble for spreading groomercord rumours
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I can't believe you did it lmao thank you
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Ooooo!
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Something special for Luigi's number one fan.
Also:
!friendsofcarp
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i will never apologize for my art
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blank chudmas carp
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!fhqwhgads time for bed
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to day bor lay is day bor day
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I consider myself an artist
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BIPOC you just shrunk goatse down for a center print
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It's like a real life redbubble shirt
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Who are you to judge an artist?
Also, the photo may be shrunk, but that prolapse certainly isn't
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I've got to make this more legible.
Update:
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Shoot, I was making this one too
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Yours is nicer but I want the credit.
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heck yeah
do you want me to wait to do the pin+payout for edits? i'll be linking the sweater to the badge so this is actually pertinent
if not lmk
if so post a new top level comment so i can pin it
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Edited version here:
https://rdrama.net/post/322788/literally-just-some-pictures-from-aevanns/7428839#context
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THIS IS THE BEST FRICKING
CONTEST EVER!!!!! 
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I felt a deep sense of self-loathing as I clicked this.
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Wher half naked capy braud?
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Hey Aevann will you post wedding pictures for us?
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This is very cute. I'll get started right away.
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THANKS I THOUGHT IT WAS A VERY FUN IDEA (in theory) (in practice worries me a lot)
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is this that big mind blowingly cool thing you were making thread about
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yes and so far all the comments agree that it's fun and nice
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yeah but these marks would say anything you did was fun and nice
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I am the most victimized user on the site including
@tardzan who was r*ped in 2007 by an rDrama administrator
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It was actually several admins and users, all unrelated occurrences
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after the first like 2 you do have to wonder if the alleged victim is somehow encouraging it
MODS=GODS
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!familyman
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!molesters
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WRONG
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You get dibs on making a scoot sweater
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!slots10000
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!slots1000
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No Capy face
It's bad for now
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Computer, add dozens of comically oversized fist-shaped dildos to this sweater. Knuckle size limiter... off.
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I only clicked because... I wanted to help her!
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update:
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Awwww I wanted to see her balls.
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!saved
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Do we only get the 500dc for 1 sweater or can we do multiple sweaters?
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500 for one (+ the 250 for submitting as an emoji), additional will just get you the 250 emoji payout a always because i am much too lazy to do multiple payouts
definitely do post them all itt though because i'll be pulling from pins here for anything i do with the lot of them
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Insanely good contest insanely good badge I take back everything just this once
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If anyone does a hate slogan on the jumper give them coal (shit and ban awards)
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all wypipo
r ugh lee
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transparent background!!!!!!!!!
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more to come.
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I'm going to make dozens of these, I'm not even kidding.
!remindme saturday
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I am actually really excited to see even one of yours, please do
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Frick you, remindmebot, I'll jolly your butt off, motherlover.
!remindme December 7
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I will be messaging you on 07.12.2024, 05:22 UTC to remind you of this comment
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