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Schizo General 2 (Loch Ness and Saturn in Pisces Edition)

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/loch-ness-monster-spotted-first-29352604

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What do you think? Is the loch ness monster an interdimensional being? Or do you just like drinking fluoride?

Important dates coming up: On Tuesday March 7 Saturn will be entering into Pisces.

This means that if you were born in the following dates Science says that your life is about to go to shit for 2-3 years:

Feb 14, 1935, to Apr 25, 1937

Oct 17, 1937, to Jan 14, 1938

Mar 23, 1964, to Sep 16, 1964

Dec 16, 1964, to Mar 3, 1967

May 21, 1993, to Jun 30, 1993

Jan 28, 1994, to Apr 7, 1996

Saturn will be in Pisces (and horrible things will happen to you if you were born when Saturn was in Pisces) during the following date ranges:

Mar 7, 2023, to May 24, 2025

Sep 1, 2025, to Feb 13, 2026

Best of luck to all Saturn-in-Pisces-tards and congrats to all Saturn-in-Aquarius-maxxers who make it through next Tuesday.

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Iโ€™m within 10 days of this am I safe?

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If you were born in the dates listed you are not safe. You should be very afraid.

If you were born outside the dates listed you have nothing to be afraid of. You should be practically invincible.

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