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Schizo General 2 (Loch Ness and Saturn in Pisces Edition)

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/loch-ness-monster-spotted-first-29352604

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What do you think? Is the loch ness monster an interdimensional being? Or do you just like drinking fluoride?

Important dates coming up: On Tuesday March 7 Saturn will be entering into Pisces.

This means that if you were born in the following dates Science says that your life is about to go to shit for 2-3 years:

Feb 14, 1935, to Apr 25, 1937

Oct 17, 1937, to Jan 14, 1938

Mar 23, 1964, to Sep 16, 1964

Dec 16, 1964, to Mar 3, 1967

May 21, 1993, to Jun 30, 1993

Jan 28, 1994, to Apr 7, 1996

Saturn will be in Pisces (and horrible things will happen to you if you were born when Saturn was in Pisces) during the following date ranges:

Mar 7, 2023, to May 24, 2025

Sep 1, 2025, to Feb 13, 2026

Best of luck to all Saturn-in-Pisces-tards and congrats to all Saturn-in-Aquarius-maxxers who make it through next Tuesday.

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What makes you think I'm a zoomer? Not being a zoomer saved my life yet again.

Saturn is in retrograde in my natal astrology chart in the first house in Aquarius.

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Saturn is in retrograde in my natal astrology chart in the first house in Aquarius.

!biofoids Please interpret this.

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Astrology is for :marseyfoidretard: that should carry around plants to replace the oxygen they waste. No foid worth engaging in conversation talks about that trash :marseyno:

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he's dumber than the dirt he sleeps on bb ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

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