Good morning! A lot of you talk like you're very cool. But talking is one thing, actually being cool is quite another. And that's where this fancy new badge comes in. No longer will we be left guessing as to whether someone is really one of us, or just some gay poser who read a lot about skating online.
This badge is available for 24 hours. To claim it, simply post a picture (timestamped, write today's date on a piece of paper or something in the photo) of your skateboard. Or of one of the following items:
- any Tony Hawk game (not Skate Jam) or OlliOlli or Skate 3 or Skate 1 + 2 (must be both 1 and 2)
- an Avril Lavigne CD (not Goodbye Lullaby)
- an Avril Lavigne vinyl (Goodbye Lullably is acceptable)
- 3 or more Tech Decks
- a physical copy of SLC Punk! (sequel does not qualify)
NOTE: Aggressive Inline does NOT qualify. Posting it will result in a ban.
Hurry. This ends at 0830 EST tomorrow and it will never return, badges will also be distributed then. The absence of this badge on your profile will be forever noted by all who view it.
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frick off carp
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This is classist towards those of us who have to make ends meet and can barely feed themselves after feeding their kids. How are we supposed to afford a skateboard??
So I agree with yγ €our sentiment snappy. We live in a society.
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If skating isnβt the most important thing in your life then why are you even on this site
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brb, selling my kids.γ €
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I hear the Taliban take 'Skate or Die' very seriously. You wouldn't want to be an infidel.
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Wait,γ € can it be any Tony hawk game or does it have to be the latest one?
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Any.
EXCEPT SKATE JAM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Hawk's_Skate_Jamγ €
https://i.ibb.co/RvNQFVx/IMG-20210918-072756.jpg
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Youβre grandfathered in but Iβm updating this
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To mock skaters
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Do I qualify? I don't have my skateboard with me right now because I'm not 13 and it's not 1997.
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same, my skateboard lives in Canada
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I dumped a bunch of free radicals on my kid and his skin burnt off, do I win
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skatelets btfo
https://i.ibb.co/L1fzkMd/b50f6b4c8cb8.webp
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Iβve added this game to the list of approved items. Thanks skaterchad.
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Imagine asking for permission to be cool
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π¨π¨π¨Poser detected π¨π¨π¨
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You're God darn right.
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https://i.ibb.co/WvnRm7J/8c3b1bbf842c.webp
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p a p e r
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I don't need a badge, I'm not going to pose as a filthy vandal s*8ter
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wait I just remembered how much fun I had on my Rip Stik, do they count? I was always more of a scooter kid.
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That looks close enough to a skateboard. I will allow it.
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What do you think of these?
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Thatβs what he just asked about!
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Oh, didnt know. These are pretty cool.
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https://i.ibb.co/f2vTqnJ/5f348fb1f1c3.webp
don't forget to scrub EXIF nerds
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NOOOO! Who knew my days of downloading mp3's off of limewire would catch up to me? I gave my computer AIDS all for nothing?
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Back when physical media was a thing, I had every edition of every Avril release
Iβd call it a guilty pleasure, but I donβt feel bad at all.
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With every post, you get weirder and weirder.
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I would be surprised since I know you're not a foid.
But I've also seen that cutting gif of you, so I'm not surprised.
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Is this a way of admitting you're not actually radical?
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Excuse you.
https://i.ibb.co/KhJG7XX/89b8a4b2fc4d.webp
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The belle whatshername pfp really ties the image together
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You're implying that an Avril Lavigne album was produced as a vinyl. How does that make any sense?
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Her ex husband's music is better
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Does Skate 3 count?
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Yes hang on, let me update it.
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I actually can take a timestamped picture of a skateboard, but I still didn't get my other badge
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Please refer to this comment.
Youβll be the first badged once Aevann uploads them, honest injun.
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THERE
YOU ARE FIRST
Now post skateboard.
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Yayyyy I feel so special now
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https://i.ibb.co/RyZqZsr/915e56e02831.webp
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Oh Iβm late oops
Driving
Ignore me
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I would do anything for a http://rdrama.net badge
https://i.ibb.co/TbGvQ6X/193488f27e0a.webp
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Germancel π€’
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At least Im not from boston
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You mean the place that Harvard, MIT, the best hospitals and sports teams in the world are from. Ya that would suck!
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Why do you care, not like you ever have or will visit one of those π€
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Iβm at Harvard right now bro
https://i.ibb.co/sH61q4h/1582dcbb16f9.webp
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Its not like the campus is locked lol
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Are you panhandling there?
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Oh you mean Cambridge?
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