I was going to school and i wanted to pack my honeycrisp apples, but unfortunately when i was left the kitchen for a moment, that whore of a brother filthy thief, disgusting worthless neet took a bite of my apple. He is too r-slurred to understand that he should fricking starve his fat butt to death.
From this day I will mark every apple that I liek with my teeth, so nothing like this happens again. I can't believe that something like this could happen in the family, where I am supposed to feel safe and sound. It reminded me of the tiem when this excuse for a human being took my banknote, but my based young beautiful 12 yo brain remembered the serial number of it, so he gave it back lmao.
I had only two applecrisp apples left today.
but my day was not a total tragedy because i saw a flexible moid at he gym and a cat that i posted here before
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Sounds like your brother is a pretty chill dude you could probably learn from him.
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Apples aren't in season, and according to the gigantic, ornate, platinum-and-gold globe in my Posting Chamber, Poland isn't in the southern hemisphere.
So your brother was saving you from eating a bland, mealy apple. You should thank him.
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Cut off his hands. He'll never steal again
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My grandma will probably die soon, so he will just rot away because he won't have anyone carrying for his butt lmao.
I hope he gets catfished/falls for a phishing scheme so at least someone who is smart can use the money well/the house he inherits
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Good story. Post a picture of your hand.
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i can do forward bends like this
and side splits a bit deeper than kyriakos grizzly
discuss
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Are you two going to end up like Cain and Abel?
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I don't want to murder anything expect myself If I stoop so low like him. He is the most disgusting thing ever to me, the mere thought that I can become something like him If i don't study is just my worst nightmare.
I must
my exams to escape
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She'll smash his head
in with a bag of honeycrisps
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You should pull out his teeth
in retribution 
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Another polish thief story
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Prime incel post, throughly enjoyed, you got the tone perfect. 9/10
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