Kongbrothers and !badgemaxxers, !chuds and !nonchuds, !biofoids and !fellas. Welcome to my thread! I would like to inform you of an upcoming event which will run every year in early April, called
DONKEY KONG DECEMBER
It's really just an excuse to kong the site out and solicit kong art. Kongmaxxing, if you will. There will also be some other small stuff when it drops, but that's a surprise and dependent on how hard I can bully frontendcels.
But it's a great opportunity for you to get some badges as well!
NOTE: Badges appear on profiles in the order they were granted, so I will be paying out in order so as to spell K-O-N-G. So if you're just doing the G (name and stuff), that will be paid out after the event.
SUBMIT A DONKEY-KONG THEMED BANNER TO EARN YOUR K. Requirements: No racism, transphobism, any isms really. Doesn't have to be social justice themed, but you'll get big props if it is anyway. MUST SAY RDRAMA.NET. Marsey is a huge plus. No low effort, quality control will be exercised.
Protip: Here is a fantastic Donkey Kong font - https://fontmeme.com/donkey-kong-font/. There are a huge number of Donkey Kong assets out there if you don't feel like creating your own.
Submit here: https://rdrama.net/post/35835/banner-submission-megathread
SUBMIT A DONKEY KONG-THEMED SIDEBAR PIECE TO EARN YOUR O. Requirements: Must incorporate Marsey. No low effort, quality control will be exercised.
Submit here: https://rdrama.net/post/75878
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SUBMIT A DONKEY-KONG THEMED MARSEY or DONKEY KONG EMOJI TO EARN YOUR N. Requirements: None for Marseys, you know the drill with those by now. For straight up DK emojis, these need to be transparent background animated assets from the games. No low effort Marseys, quality control will be exercised.
Submit here: https://rdrama.net/submit/emojis
NOTE: Game assets should be submit under the new "Donkey Kong" category. Marseys still go under Marsey.
ROCK A KONG-THEMED NAME (USE "KONG" SOMEWHERE), PFP AND PRONOUNS TO EARN YOUR G. It really is that simple. The G symbolizes that you are a real and true G. Anthems, profile backgrounds, and banners aren't required because I don't have time to check all of that, but it is strongly encouraged. If you're found to have de-konged yourself before the end of the event (TBD at this time), you will LOSE YOUR G.
And that's all! Thank you all for embarking on this wonderful journey with me!
@Wuzizname was right about everything. The poll was a sham.
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If we earn these badges out of order, will they appear on our user page out of order? Because I really, really want it to read KONG on my badges but I also feel like the G is so easy to get and I'd like to do that ASAP.
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Aevann is there any way to do this
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the badges appear on profiles in the order they were given
trans lives matter
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I WILL AWARD THEM AT THE END OF THE EVENT THEN (unless they have the badges before the most recent add)
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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Perfect, that works!
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I mean if you want it to spell GONK I can do it in that order if you fulfill the requirements
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When does this event end?
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A week after it starts. It hasn't started yet. Will announce when it starts cause there's gonna be more to it; this is just preparation for it to begin so we have some art assets to annoy everyone with.
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So its actually gonna be a December event!
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No lol, itβs April! I want to get sufficient art first since I havenβt been able to convince kek to make us a theme. Then I need jc to make a couple small things. Then itβs just a matter of Aevannβs workload permitting it.
I am guessing that to be sometime in the first week of April. It will then run for a week.
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Sounds good
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I have now submitted one of each, and my username is Kong-tastic
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Arent the g rules pfp and pronouns also?
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Okay now I've done the G
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oh shit true
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Trans lives matter
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no
trans lives matter
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No as in "I won't do it" or no as in "I don't even know how
@TheDKMaxxer would do it?"
Trans lives matter
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yes
trans lives matter
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Yo, when do i get my G bud?
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!badgemaxxers as a reminder, youβll be able to earn all these badges up until 7 April, but for banners and sidebars to be live for the event, theyβll need to be submitted before this Saturday (1 April)
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Wtf thatβs not what was agreed on Iβm on vacation right now.
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?? This has always been the case!!!!
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WRONG the deadline was always like the 7th or something.
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thats still the deadline! read neighbor read
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who the frick puts the deadline on a friday!? neighbor make it sunday night or something. cyberdick will be home next week and cant do much during work week
trans lives matter
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Iβm too busy to read.
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you still haven't sent me a donkey kong pfp
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I found this by googling janky kong π₯°
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not bad. could be better
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I donβt know your taste in pfp π©
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i found a much better one dw π
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Well done
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Hope this fits for the name change
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trans lives matter
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I've got my anthem as the Siivagunner DK Rap/Feel Good Inc mashup rn
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I'm ready.
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Weβve already got that kongmoji but I am badging you anyway because I like the cut of your jib
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I made minor improvements to the original :-)
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oh
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i see it now that im on desktop lmfao
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Darn, does it not show up well on mobile?
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It does! I am just unironically retarded and people need to speak slowly and repeat themselves often
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don't worry, in time I will learn to forgive you
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it's christmas in March!
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I'm ready
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We need badges for completing donkey kong games (that's the most effort you'll get out of me)
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Dressing my Skyrim character up in sexy clothes is the only time I play video games any more. Sad.
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I put on a bunch of mods that made it a game about getting kitty, but I got bored after 20 hours like I always do.
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There should be a badge for each game completed. Most games are out on PC emulator so itβs not difficult to get access to them.
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Total Rating: ββββπ (BIZARRE)
This article is an absolute masterpiece of Donkey Kong-themed absurdity!
Summary:
The post announces an upcoming event called "Donkey Kong December" (BIZARRE, HUMOR)
Participants can earn badges by submitting Donkey Kong-themed banners, sidebars, Marseys, and emojis (BIZARRE, HUMOR)
Users are encouraged to change their names, profile pictures, and pronouns to fit the Donkey Kong theme (BIZARRE, HUMOR)
LongpostSlayer is run by
@HeyMoon. It uses GPT-4 to summarize and rate longposts. Ping him if there's a problem
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bro longpostslayer is new, branding my neighbor
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Best event so far, and by far the most meaningful.
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its gonna be so good when it actually starts
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Can we add a banana award and a dancing kong award like Ricardo that makes that shit float across the screen?
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Is this the India version of the game?
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Wasn't popular in India because everyone already rides rhinoceroses there and has their bananas stolen by real monkeys.
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Can I get a G, brother
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CARP THREAD! AND NEW BADGES TO IGNORE.
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LETS GO!!
Im going to try and do mine in order so my letters line up
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Hey I submitted to the Vidya game and gore banners but never got a badge :(
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link
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https://rdrama.net/post/150926/im-not-allowed-to-do-censuses/3743961#context
https://rdrama.net/post/151430/dont-like-the-murderous-marsey-banner/3744281#context
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ah thats why, thats not the submission thread dingus
uploading and badging now ty for re-finding those
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FIRST BITCHES
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I learned this yesterday actually! I was going off about Donkey Kong December to a real person and she told me there was a show and she has it all on a USB stick and she gave me a youtube link
I am planning to make gifs of it
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i had blocked the memory of it but it came back to me when i was trying to think of a pfp. you're in for such a treat i hope you enjoy it lol. here's a dunkey video on it for a quick primer
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