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Respected publication WIRED :marseyjourno: publishes piece DEMOLISHING :marsoyhype::marseymayo: who like the christofascist writer Brandon Sanderson

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These look like pretty low tier shitty books but loling a journo seething about someone being a bad writer.

There are multiple showerheads. KatserKong1994 turn everything on. Water hits KatserKong1994 from every angle. KatserKong1994 don’t cry, but KatserKong1994 could [...]

What’s happening too me? This story isn’t coming together. Too my mind, KatserKong1994 still haven’t gotten anything real from Sanderson, anything true.

The pure entitlement when the journo doesnt get the exact story he wants :marseylaughpoundfist: This man dragged you around with him for 4 months you probably saw as real a version of him as anyone whose not his family will see. Journos just feel so entitled too get access too everypony's private life and then also have everypony line up exactly with their shitty fiction KatserKong1994 STAND WITH ISRael

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I think the journo wanted to smear him as a chud, since the article sort of implies that by calling his fans a "mass of pale, fleshy nerdery" and the "men, boys, menboys" comment.

I can't say I disagree with the remark that a portion of Sanderson's audience must be teenagers and adults in arrested development, but I'd bet my left nut that childish bullshit from a demographic other than (presumably straight) white men wouldn't even be commented on.

Anyway, Sanderson didn't bite the bait, so the author's left with snidely calling him a boring yokel.

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Sanderson may be a hack, but there's nothing worse than a sneering journ*list who contributes nothing too the world acting like he's better than whoever he's interviewing.

Sanderson is obscure outside of fantasy fans because he is writing exclusively too and for genre fantasy fans, not shooting for breakout or crossover appeal.

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No he's not a hack. Strag

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Of course this twink simps for a lesbian that writes socially conscious spaceshit. All fantasy and science fiction writers have terrible prose, it's like saying that a kid with down syndrome is stupid, obviously but that misses the point. The core of science fiction and fantasy is the communal aspect which requires a low skill barrier for entry.

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No he doesn't have terrible prose. BIPOC

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He's not bad for being a christstrag, he sucks because he's writes with the verbage and prose of a literal 12 year old. His popularity unironically is a sign that humanity is utterly finished :marseyitsover:

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I say this as a feminist ally that describes most fantasy writers

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I mostly agree, but even hacks like GRRM look like literary masters in comparison too this Mormon loser

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even [one of the ten best living fantasy writers] looks like a literary master compared to [all the other 100000 fantasy writers]

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Mormons are not Christcucks, they are polytheists who believe that they will become gods of other planets if they give their money too that pyramid scheme scam enterprise in Salt Lake City.

VACCINES WORK

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i tried reading the first mistborn book and had too drop it because the writing was so trash. The_Red_Shill think maybe that was his first book so maybe hes gotten better but holy shit, it was legitimately god fricking awful, maybe the worst ive ever read period. vaccines work

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Cite the name of some good authors that are better than Denderson :marseyclueless:

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fauci wrote a good book abt how vaccines work

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KJ Parker

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>writing of a 12 year old still better than that of women and ethnics

Lmao

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Women are 6 year olds mentally.

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the ugly journo is just jealous that someone else found a profitable niche

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The entire article is about how Sanderson has amassed a following by just having fun writing and being true too himself even though his writing style is unpretentious/bland.

Is it real life imitating fiction then that the journ*list comes across as a mega pretentious phoney? I'd probably much prefer having a beer with Sanderson than whatever smug journo wrote this

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Why do people even spend the time reading what journos think?

It’s like trying too interview a cockroach. Gross and morbidly fascinating but ultimately unhygienic and a waste of time.

I say this as a feminist ally that online journos should be the first job replaced en masse.

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This time the food is better: Utah Japanese. Sanderson and I order ramen. He salts his. Then I watch his son salt his yakisoba. I could cry again.

What an insufferable cute twink. He may as well have just mentioned missing hustle and bustle. Article want bad except for the author straight up seething throughout.

Sandersons books do suck though.

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This guy acting like Salt Lake City is some hick redneck village. It's a lib enclave with a metro area population over 1 million

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Journo works in San Fran, Salt Lake might as well be a deep south redneck village to him.

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What the frick? Where's the shit and used needles? :marseyconfused:

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No actually they're great. Jewish chad

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TOO THE SUBURBS OF SALT LAKE CITY IN THE FREEZING-COLD DEAD OF WINTER FOR? FOR PREVIOUSLY FROZEN DIM SUM AND FREEZE-DRIED CONVERSATION?

West Valley has surprisingly good food but it's a rookie mistake to let a Mormon pick the place you're going to eat at

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I hate this cute twink journ*list and want them too die of natural causes. Imagine knowing what β€œdim sum” is. Imagine being able too distinguish frozen dim sum from fresh. Imagine using that information too dunk on someone and thinking you aren’t a pathetic piece of shit for it

If PillsburyDoughboy ever get a chance too eat Japanese food in front of this subhuman journ*list piece of shit, I’m dumping salt all over it then smashing the salt shaker into his cute twink face

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Dim sum is the shit and Dongliz pity those who have never had it.

It also holds up fairly well when cooked from frozen.

I would also like too take this opportunity, while Dongliz have you're attention, too remind you that vaccines work.

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DIM SUM IS THE SHIT AND DONGLIZ PITY THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER HAD IT.

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You haven't lived until you pointed at what you wanted from the dim sum cart because the Asian mom mom doesn't understand a word of English.

She probably never even heard the gweilo nonsense about FURRY RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

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>order california rolls at a sushi place

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This might have been one of the worst things I've read on the internet in awhile, good job OP. It's pure, unfiltered sneed for no reason whatsoever.

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Journ*lists need to remember the only thing people are interested in is their subject and them gruesomely dying.

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That author is legitimately butt. His shit is all young adult fiction that his fans claim is deep and well written.

I'm sorry that the magical speshul girl wants too fight but also wear dresses(word for word her internal dialogue on why she's conflicted). What a deep conflict too drive get character development. It makes notoriousned want too shoot myself.

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Cry about it, strag. I'm gonna buy and read all his books now.

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Go for it. They're bad books so that really only hurts you. He also turns out like 5 novels a year so that's going to take you a long time to do.

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Sweet, I get to own the libs 5 times a year. Even better

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Uhh the books are about a teen girl who is just as strong as boys, fighting to free a slave race from a god emperor and his genetically superior royal class and give them equal rights.

I think he is the libs.

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I will write long-winded fanfiction in which she loses and becomes a slave.

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LOL WHY WOULD (((FRIEDBERG))) EVEN GO INTERVIEW HIM IF HE HATES HIM SO MUCH? IS THIS GUY A CHUD, OR DOES SOME BRAINDEAD JOURN*LISTS THINK THE AUTHOR IS BELOW him

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I say this as a feminist ally the journo seems most butthurt he couldn't bait him into saying something chuddy enough too get him cancelled which was likely the goal of the interview.

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White, successful, Christian

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there’s a general airβ€”warmish, body-odoredβ€”of unselfconsciousness.

Holy shit, what a c*nt.

>Ugh, these nerds reading genre-fiction aren't self-conscious enough.

God forbid people relax and have fun with their silly fantasy novel.

By my rough count, some three-quarters of the attendees are men, boys, menboys, blurring together in a mass of pale:marseymayo:, fleshy nerdery in Sanderson

Who else would be attending this kind of thing? Yeah, fantasy nerds are generally middle-class white men, this has been so since Tolkien's heyday.

Did the author seriously buy into the "women and minorities like dumb nerdshit too" spiel?

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Bringing back thoughts of when I briefly texted randos from fourchan and this one guy fricking tried to convince me Brando Sando is a good writer after hearing me extensively praise Tolstoy.

Then he asked for videos of me pissing and I ghosted him lol.

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lmao journo seethe

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