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Well its not written in his lore that he is omnipotent so wouldnt be able to present as any race. (7)
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He can also be korean (4)
yes he can, therefore other fictional characters such as Aragorn can be black. (-13)
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Jesus is God and we are all a reflection of God so Jesus can be white, check mate racist (22)
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I did, I even acknowledged the difference between both terms. Now I'm intrigued as to why someone who calls another person dumb can't distinguish between 'two' & 'too' (-2)
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The Trinity doesnโt change the reality of how Jesus would have looked - shitpost is safe in its reasoning (1)
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Bro take your L, move on. He was saying he doesnโt give a shit about Jesus, but both instance of race swapping are wrong. Your looking for confirmation bias from racists to justify your false narrative of moral superiority for your own hateful rhetoric, and getting wrecked on your lack of basic linguistic understanding. (1)
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autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion
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Someone PLEASE make this into a dagoth โur speech PLEASE
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The people who seethe hardest about the race of Christ miss the big picture. The reason why Jesus can be portrayed as Asian, Black, Latinx, or mayo is that he's actually an ethnically ambiguous Italian-American man.
Think about it. Why else would The Vatican be based in Italy? Why else would he be described as looking like the people of his area, when we all know darn well that Roman soldiers were going on a several century long stag party that made the demographic makeup of the empire identical to modern day New Jersey? What other kind of man would have such a close relationship with his mother, if not an Italian-American?
These are the hard facts to accept. The important thing isn't that Jesus died for the sins of all men across all time, or that if his race was supposed to be focused on it would have been brought up. It's that Jesus looked like an extra in The Sopranos.
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This same type of person unironically does seethe about Jesus being portrayed as white tho. Also this is only tangentially related but i want to post this clip of Billy Graham being based:
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I dont get why people try and say jesus is brown or white, we have evidence of what he looked like by the shroud of turin
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I think iโll believe Jesus was any shade of brown once we found the secret book of him stealing a bicycle
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My wife is a leb and the closest people get is sheโs either from Spain or Italy, she has relatives with blonde hair and green eyes. most peopleโs only differentiation between North Africans and levant Arabs, and southern Europeans is whether they wear a cross or hijab.
The men all look dirty and raggedy tho, so Jesus may have really just looked like some donair seller
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Assadโs wife is a European though, right?
Editerino: she was born to Syrians but raised in London, guess she counts
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The only difference between the two is lighting, is this what cacs have been reduced to
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Holy frick that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Heck, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping butthole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I'll even give you the PIN numbers! Heck, you can take the whole darn house while you're at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I'm willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there's only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn't a goddarn repost
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omnipotence doesn't grant shapeshifting:
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yes he can, therefore other fictional characters such as Aragorn can be black.:
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technically he isn't God though right? Born of man, his Dad is God - he'd have the physical traits of men in the Middle East no?:
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Bro take your L, move on. He was saying he doesnโt give a shit about Jesus, but both instance of race swapping are wrong. Your looking for confirmation bias from racists to justify your false narrative of moral superiority for your own hateful rhetoric, and getting wrecked on your lack of basic linguistic understanding.:
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i really don't care about the skin colour of jesus, he's as fictional to me as spider man and i like miles as much as peter. the meme is okay. but OP not knowing what he's talking about makes him a dumb frick:
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People from freemagic rarely fall for traps by the way, people like you try this shit multiple times a day, and if you arenโt 14 or younger you should grow the frick up and stop being so foolish. By the way you are blocked so feel free responding. Also I blocked you due to your lack of intelligence and the need for someone to educate you with their every word while you are as thick as the earths mantle.:
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