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Its like saying "imagine if someone said 'dont talk to me until ive had my heroin shot up my arm'". Not at all comparable things. You never wake up not knowing what you did or regretting the shitty thing you did because you drank too much coffee. Alcohol alters human behavior so much and has such deep repercussions in society that I don't understand how it is legal (I do, but it shouldn't be). Coffee doesn't have these dangers associated with its use.Just because people can become dependant on something, doesn't make it inherently bad. (1301)
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Why do you care what people should do or need? (65)
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The real problem is. That way to many people care too much about what everyone else does. If you think caffeine is so bad. Don't drink it. And move on. (221)
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Except that the hard drugs and alcohol can cause harm to both society and the people around the addicts. It's not about their wellbeing, it's about the wellbeing of the people around them (64)
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autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion
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at lease caffeine is an appetite suppressant and healthier than the average americanโs vices. if anything people need more caffeine
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Caffeine is unironically good for you in a lot of ways. Caffeine maxing should be celebrated
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The whiplash of pop science articles alternating between "CAFFEINE IS GREAT DRINK MORE COFFEE" and "CAFFEINE WILL GIVE YOU ALZHEIMER'S AND AN ANEURYSM" is fascinating
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I mean it's like anything, there are some benefits to consuming straight nicotine through gum and stuff but if you're chugging 4 cups of joe and smoking a pack a day, even ignoring the shit that's in ciggies it's gonna be terrible for you
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Akshually caffeine is generally considered to lower the risk of dementia.
However there other chemicals in coffee might not be good for you.
I guess If you were truly concerned about it, you could caffeine pill max like me
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I just had my fourth cup of coffee today, I'm predisposed to Parkinson's which I use to justify my unabashed addiction
The bad stuff doesn't make it through a paper filter generally
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why would i miss awesome pooping opportunity
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it does both at the same time
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Nope. It suppresses adenosine so you get worse quality sleep, which is turn worsens obesity and increases appetite. Further too much caffeine causes anxiety disorders, also it worsens heart burn which can cause throat cancer
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Epic
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Le Epic Win!!!!
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That's why I bump rails of caffeine powder and occasionally boof some espresso.
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In college bumping rails of g*mer fuel used to be a meme the League of Legends g*merbros used to do.
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fricking zoomer
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League of Legends is over a decade old.
Jokes on you, I'm milly as frick.
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You might be old but you've got that zoomer brainrot
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You called it "milly" bro what the frick
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I've got some genetic caffeine intolerance. Drinking any substantial amount (for me) like a cup of coffee completely fricks me up.
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Must be those germanic genes at work
From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.
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I just feel bad for you as I learn more things about you. You never even had a chance in life...
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You've seen my physique haven't you?
Won the genetic lottery just from that.
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Yeah, midget physique. And working hard to put some muscle on midget bones isn't genetic.
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: You scurvy landlubber! Caffeine be no substitute for a healthy diet and a life o' piracy on the high seas! If anythin', people need more rum!
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don't talk to me until ive taken my adderall
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From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.
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