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Its like saying "imagine if someone said 'dont talk to me until ive had my heroin shot up my arm'". Not at all comparable things. You never wake up not knowing what you did or regretting the shitty thing you did because you drank too much coffee. Alcohol alters human behavior so much and has such deep repercussions in society that I don't understand how it is legal (I do, but it shouldn't be). Coffee doesn't have these dangers associated with its use.Just because people can become dependant on something, doesn't make it inherently bad. (1301)
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Why do you care what people should do or need? (65)
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The real problem is. That way to many people care too much about what everyone else does. If you think caffeine is so bad. Don't drink it. And move on. (221)
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Except that the hard drugs and alcohol can cause harm to both society and the people around the addicts. It's not about their wellbeing, it's about the wellbeing of the people around them (64)
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autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion
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Iโm not at all saying coffee/caffeine is inherently bad or should be banned. Iโm just saying that society has normalized the excessive consumption of caffeine so much that many people canโt function/go about their day without it. I personally drink coffee about twice a week and enjoy the flavor, sometimes I have it for the energy boost too. But needing it consistently is the issue imo.:
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Because itโs an addiction, and itโs sad that society normalizes this bc impatiens want to sell more product.:
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I donโt think caffeine is bad, I think normalizing excessive everyday consumption is bad. People shouldnโt need 4 espresso to get out of bed in the morning lol.:
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I think the issue here is a lack of proportion.When you compare caffeine to alcohol, youโre doing two things:1) exaggerating the way caffeine affects a person, and 2) downplaying how much of a chokehold alcohol can have on a person.Caffeine is a mildly addictive substance. Alcohol is a physically addictive substance, in that you not only become psychologically dependent on it, but physically dependent. Quit caffeine and youโll be cranky and maybe get a headache - quit alcohol without supervision, and you can get horribly ill, and in more severe cases you can literally die.Also, riddle me the last time someone lost their job, their family, or their home, to caffeine. Tell me the last time someone died of caffeine overdose, or gun violence due to a dispute over caffeine, or contracted a communicable disease from caffeine. If anyone has any recovery shuffle experiences from coffee and earl grey tea, I am allll ears. I will wait So while Iโm not saying caffeine is this perfect thi...:
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I like how so many people feel like drugs are essential to life as we know it. Marijuana is safe and beneficial, so is Mushrooms and Acid and most other psychedelics. But, any hard drug, it's horrible to watch, crack, meth, heroin, frick even people who are addicted to pain pills. It's sad because I've seen that shit tear apart families and ruin lives, and it's not needed, neither is alcohol really needed, but i doubt that's going anywhere.:
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imagine comparing caffeine to alcohol. the latter can be genuinely dangerous, not only because it inhibits people's functions and the fact that you can drink so much of it you literally forget what happened while you were drunk, but it also wreaks havoc on your liver if you drink it too much. caffeine is nothing like alcohol, so stop pretending it is.we live in such a crappy society which promotes working all day every day for the entirety of our lives and many people lack the motivation to even get up in the morning. not to mention many people also suffer sleeping problems, and mental illness is also a giant issue in millions of people's lives. all these things can make such simple tasks such as getting to sleep at a decent time and getting up early incredibly hard. caffeine offers that boost that many people need.maybe in a perfect world your opinion would hold more weight, but compared to so many other things people take to cope with life such as hard drugs, cigarettes and alcoho...:
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at lease caffeine is an appetite suppressant and healthier than the average americanโs vices. if anything people need more caffeine
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Caffeine is unironically good for you in a lot of ways. Caffeine maxing should be celebrated
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The whiplash of pop science articles alternating between "CAFFEINE IS GREAT DRINK MORE COFFEE" and "CAFFEINE WILL GIVE YOU ALZHEIMER'S AND AN ANEURYSM" is fascinating
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Akshually caffeine is generally considered to lower the risk of dementia.
However there other chemicals in coffee might not be good for you.
I guess If you were truly concerned about it, you could caffeine pill max like me
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I just had my fourth cup of coffee today, I'm predisposed to Parkinson's which I use to justify my unabashed addiction
The bad stuff doesn't make it through a paper filter generally
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why would i miss awesome pooping opportunity
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I mean it's like anything, there are some benefits to consuming straight nicotine through gum and stuff but if you're chugging 4 cups of joe and smoking a pack a day, even ignoring the shit that's in ciggies it's gonna be terrible for you
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it does both at the same time
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That's why I bump rails of caffeine powder and occasionally boof some espresso.
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In college bumping rails of g*mer fuel used to be a meme the League of Legends g*merbros used to do.
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fricking zoomer
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League of Legends is over a decade old.
Jokes on you, I'm milly as frick.
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You might be old but you've got that zoomer brainrot
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You called it "milly" bro what the frick
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I've got some genetic caffeine intolerance. Drinking any substantial amount (for me) like a cup of coffee completely fricks me up.
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Must be those germanic genes at work
From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.
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I just feel bad for you as I learn more things about you. You never even had a chance in life...
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You've seen my physique haven't you?
Won the genetic lottery just from that.
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Yeah, midget physique. And working hard to put some muscle on midget bones isn't genetic.
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Nope. It suppresses adenosine so you get worse quality sleep, which is turn worsens obesity and increases appetite. Further too much caffeine causes anxiety disorders, also it worsens heart burn which can cause throat cancer
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Le Epic Win!!!!
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: You scurvy landlubber! Caffeine be no substitute for a healthy diet and a life o' piracy on the high seas! If anythin', people need more rum!
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don't talk to me until ive taken my adderall
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From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.
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could not possibly be me
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Caffeine rules and has basically 0 side effects so I don't care
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Just two big ones.
Messes up your sleep so you wake up tired. Youโre tired so you take more caffeine. Repeat for the rest of your life.
In addition it makes you less creative.
I did a period when I quit caffeine and it sucked for the first few days and then my energy was great. I have tea now because I like the flavor, but will switch to decaf regularly so I donโt get into a vicious caffeine cycle.
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coffee always makes me violently shit minutes later, sometimes good sometimes bad
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Caffeine can make a lot of people irritable, anxious, and reactive, but theyโll never find out to what extent, until they stop.
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If I knew this person the choice would be normalizing caffeine or beatings daily.
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Normalize beating caffeine addicts
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This! So much this!
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comparing caffeine to things like heroin or cocaine is so fricking stupid
obv bait post to bagatelize druggies' problems
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ITT: Drug addicts justifying their "need" for a fix.
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I have ~650mg caffeine a day
Fellow Caffmaxers wya
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Oh so you say youโre not addicted to coffee!? Then quit tomorrow and see what happens
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End oxygen addiction now
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Coffee isnโt necessary for survival
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Needing coffee to wake up is gay and r-slurred. But I do like my Monster Ultras
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Lol I can't not drink my milk tea.
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I don't drink caffeine every day if I'm on an alcohol binge
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drinking coffee every day is fine, but if youโre an adult and addicted to energy drinks you havenโt grown mentally since 16yo
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