The original Christcuck: The book of Hosea literally says that Baal is God's wife's boyfriend

Hosea 1:2

When the LORD began to speak through Hosea, the LORD said to him, "Go, marry a promiscuous woman and have children with her, for like an adulterous wife this land is guilty of unfaithfulness to the LORD."

God literally commanded him to be a cuck

(Now speaking of an archetypical mother figure rather than Hosea's wife):

Hosea 2:12-19

I will ruin her vines and her fig trees, which she said were her pay from her lovers; I will make them a thicket, and wild animals will devour them.

I will punish her for the days she burned incense to the Baals; she decked herself with rings and jewelry, and went after her lovers, but me she forgot," declares the LORD.

"Therefore I am now going to allure her; I will lead her into the wilderness and speak tenderly to her.

There I will give her back her vineyards, and will make the Valley of Achor a door of hope. There she will respond as in the days of her youth, as in the day she came up out of Egypt.

"In that day," declares the LORD, "you will call me ’my husband’; you will no longer call me ’my master. ’

I will remove the names of the Baals from her lips; no longer will their names be invoked.

In that day I will make a covenant for them with the beasts of the field, the birds in the sky and the creatures that move along the ground. Bow and sword and battle I will abolish from the land, so that all may lie down in safety.

I will betroth you to me forever; I will betroth you in righteousness and justice, in love and compassion.

I actually found the sequence of Hosea 1-2 extremely meaningful, but I also knew some people here might get a kick out of it. Plus, I tricked you into reading the Bible. Stop cucking God and come home, thot.