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TOTAL SOREN ASSIMILATION
JollyJihad 1yr ago#3933174
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!effortposters!remindme to make an Effortpost on this, probably the most (and perhaps only) entertaining schizometadrama
But Tldr:
The user known as @Marsey found a mountain lion den on his land irll and named the mountain lion George. He uploaded a picture of the den but no pictures of George himself have ever been seen. ( The emoji is from something I found on a local subreddit of a taxidermied mountain lion, it is not a photo of the real George that @Marsey discovered )
@Marsey claimed he could win a fight against George, which some dramacels thought was ridiculous cuz how tf do u win a fight against a mountain lion
@videogamegorillaJerk challenged @Marsey to a fight irl and duped him into driving to Spokane Washington to fight her, as recapped in this sal thread:
Some ppl thought that @Marsey and @videogamegorillaJerk were gonna hook up, and I said "if they frick George wins"
@videogamegorillaJerk worked with @kongbu and photoshopped some fake photos pretending to be driving from California to Spokane for the fight and successfully duped @Marsey into meeting her in some random park in Spokane for the fight
So then there was a question of what to do with my betting thread
Some people were saying Marsey won by default cuz he was the one who showed up to the fight. Others said trailerparkbride won cuz she duped Marsey into driving all the way there. I had bet on the George option myself and stood to win a bunch of dramacoin if that option won. So since I said "if they frick George wins" I said that since @Marsey got fricked over then George won
This generated a fair amount of sneed
Eventually the George badge was created to pay respects to the dramacels I scammed/everyone who participated
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DIDN'T READ LOL! Go essaypost elsewhere.
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You sat down and wrote all this shit. You could have done so many other things with your life. What happened to your life that made you decide writing novels of bullshit here was the best option?
By any historic code of dueling @Marsey won by default and @videogamegorillaJerk forfeit his honor. Some formalized codes would have additionally punished him with asset forfeiture, indentured servitude, or execution.
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Interesting piece, thanks for schizosharing
Can you explain George the taxidermied mountain lion? I don't understand 90% of your schizo meta drama.
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!effortposters !remindme to make an Effortpost on this, probably the most (and perhaps only) entertaining schizometadrama
But Tldr:
The user known as @Marsey found a mountain lion den on his land irll and named the mountain lion George. He uploaded a picture of the den but no pictures of George himself have ever been seen. ( The emoji is from something I found on a local subreddit of a taxidermied mountain lion, it is not a photo of the real George that @Marsey discovered )
@Marsey claimed he could win a fight against George, which some dramacels thought was ridiculous cuz how tf do u win a fight against a mountain lion
@videogamegorillaJerk challenged @Marsey to a fight irl and duped him into driving to Spokane Washington to fight her, as recapped in this sal thread:
https://rdrama.net/h/museumofrdrama/post/160288/rdrama-recap-that-time-marsey-challenged
I made a betting thread for ppl to bet on who would win the fight
https://rdrama.net/post/103108/bet-who-will-win-the-fight
Some ppl thought that @Marsey and @videogamegorillaJerk were gonna hook up, and I said "if they frick George wins"
@videogamegorillaJerk worked with @kongbu and photoshopped some fake photos pretending to be driving from California to Spokane for the fight and successfully duped @Marsey into meeting her in some random park in Spokane for the fight
But @videogamegorillaJerk never showed up ( @TheGrillcast appeared and did an interview with @Marsey ).
So then there was a question of what to do with my betting thread
Some people were saying Marsey won by default cuz he was the one who showed up to the fight. Others said trailerparkbride won cuz she duped Marsey into driving all the way there. I had bet on the George option myself and stood to win a bunch of dramacoin if that option won. So since I said "if they frick George wins" I said that since @Marsey got fricked over then George won
This generated a fair amount of sneed
Eventually the George badge was created to pay respects to the dramacels I scammed/everyone who participated
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You sat down and wrote all this shit. You could have done so many other things with your life. What happened to your life that made you decide writing novels of bullshit here was the best option?
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Thank you for doing the needful
By any historic code of dueling @Marsey won by default and @videogamegorillaJerk forfeit his honor. Some formalized codes would have additionally punished him with asset forfeiture, indentured servitude, or execution.
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I completely agree
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I will be messaging you on 07.04.2023, 04:02 UTC to remind you of this comment
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