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POUR ONE OUT :marseydrunk: Well shit I'm dying

I got the SCLC and it has spread (maybe???) to my kidneys (((((Burger doctors dk lmao}}}} and it's all up in my liver (state 2)

I haven't had this much mass in my guts since the night I got married (for the first, third, fourth and fifth time. we don't talk about he second one).

I'm a bit annoyed I didn't get the SPLC cancer for obvious reasons but karma has finally caught up to me!

I don think I'm going to literally die but I also want to get like 400k in credit and go live it up in Maldives.

What do?

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give yourself permission to spiral a little

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I drove through my garage door today while screaming.

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But did you record it and upload it to tiktok

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Found 52 Coins!

It's not all bad, at least! :marseywholesome:

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I only will ever drive a chevy.

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Oh, you've already hit rock bottom it seems...

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Are you really going to live without having carjacked a BMW driver at least one time?

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