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POUR ONE OUT :marseydrunk: Well shit I'm dying

I got the SCLC and it has spread (maybe???) to my kidneys (((((Burger doctors dk lmao}}}} and it's all up in my liver (state 2)

I haven't had this much mass in my guts since the night I got married (for the first, third, fourth and fifth time. we don't talk about he second one).

I'm a bit annoyed I didn't get the SPLC cancer for obvious reasons but karma has finally caught up to me!

I don think I'm going to literally die but I also want to get like 400k in credit and go live it up in Maldives.

What do?

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For those that don't know what SCLC is

https://www.google.com/search?q=SCLC

The Southern Christian Leadership Conference is an African-American civil rights organization based in Atlanta, Georgia. SCLC is closely associated with its first president, Martin Luther King Jr

SPLC is also a civil rights organization

https://www.google.com/search?q=SPLC

The Southern Poverty Law Center is an American 501 nonprofit legal advocacy organization specializing in civil rights and public interest litigation

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Small cell carcinoma

A fast-growing type of lung cancer commonly caused by smoking.

This aggressive form of lung cancer most commonly occurs in smokers. It usually starts in the breathing tubes (bronchi) and grows very quickly, creating large tumors and spreading (metastasizing) throughout the body.

I actually wrote my thesis on it.

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I smoked about 1 to 2 packs a week for a couple years in my early 20s and now I occasionally have a cig when I'm drinking. Am I going to die of cancer when I get older?

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occasionally have a cig when I'm drinking

Medical research has shown that those don’t count.

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You have to verbally state β€œI don’t usually smoke” before bumming the cigarette from someone for the anti-cancer protection to work.

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Depends on how often you drink.

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Actually it depends on which phase of the moon xhe was born under

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a single cigarette is enough to assure you get cancer

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:#marseycry:

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smoking when you drink is worse than smoking by itself because the alcohol irritates the tissues in the mouth and throat, so then smoking on top of the irritated tissues make them even more likely to mutate. long term habitual smoking or drinking is the main preventable reason for cancers though. family genes probably being number 1 overall reason but your life choices matter

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Not if you keep yourself safe upon getting the diagnosis like most burger moids

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What does your thesis say about injectable mRNA covid-19 jabs?

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How about injectable aNAL jabs?

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that gives butt cancer and incontinence, not lung cancer

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Not if you go deep enough.

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:#marseynotesglow:

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I had to look it up too and was confused.

I don't want Joan to die god dammit.


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