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POUR ONE OUT :marseydrunk: Well shit I'm dying

I got the SCLC and it has spread (maybe???) to my kidneys (((((Burger doctors dk lmao}}}} and it's all up in my liver (state 2)

I haven't had this much mass in my guts since the night I got married (for the first, third, fourth and fifth time. we don't talk about he second one).

I'm a bit annoyed I didn't get the SPLC cancer for obvious reasons but karma has finally caught up to me!

I don think I'm going to literally die but I also want to get like 400k in credit and go live it up in Maldives.

What do?

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I want you to live a long life :marseylove:

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