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6 ways to be a decent human being

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6 ways to be an ally to fat people:

  1. Get them a scale and gym membership for valentines day

  2. Lock them in your basement and feed them the bare minimum

  3. Dangle a donut in front of them and make them run

  4. secretly remove screws from their chairs so they break when they sit on them, shaming them into dieting

  5. Do their laundry for them but purposefully shrink their clothes. If they ask, deny everything.

  6. Follow them around while playing a tuba

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  1. Get them addicted to meth. There are no 600lb tweakers

  2. Put laxatives in their food

  3. Play "move b-word" by Ludacris whenever the fatty starts waddling somewhere

  4. Tell them to sign up for online dating and then make an account with gigachad pfp making fun of them

I can't think of 2 more and it's time to get off the potty

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