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The lolcows among us: Carpathianflorist

  • 6 feet tall, 22.6 BMI - woah

  • #1 most subscribed user on rDrama.net, statistically the most beloved user

  • head admin, heroically does it for free like a soup kitchen worker or volunteer firefighter

  • kind and nurturing, friend to incels even besides rDrama users

  • HIV negative, completely unpozzed neghole

  • owns three (3) meteorites

  • knows every word to most Avril and Britney tracks (pre-Britney Jean)

  • once spent like six (6) hours walking around atl with a homeless guy

  • loves dasha even in the face of insurmountable adversity

  • consistently pins the best non-lawlz content charitably ensuring maximum visibility

  • gets that dc bag even when you downmarsey him like the clowns you are

  • also #1 on the awards leaderboard, incredible


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3000 all up front, and I'll follow my words exactly as I've written them:

  1. I'll follow you on my account

  2. I'll unconditionally support you

I need at least 3k to surpass frozen on the leaderboard. With my amount of wealth, I don't even blink at anything less than 2k. Aren't you #2 on the leaderboard anyways?

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3000 if all of your alts also follow me.


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6k for the above terms + alt follows

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3k is the ceiling here. Take it or leave it. I’ll do 3333 though because the number flows well.


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Leave it, then. My minimum for your terms is 5k.

The value of my endorsement seems to be lost on you :marseysipping:

I'm still willing to follow through with the deal, should you send me the 5k (You'll need to account for transaction tax)

Any other potential investors, the following deal applies to you

For 5k (after tax):

  1. Unwavering support

  2. Main Account follow for at least 1 month

  3. Early access to my pibble hunting guide

Another deal:

I'll give someone of your choice a ban award for 4k. It's 5k in the shop. No questions asked, whatever message you choose. Complete anonymity as well.

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