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SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER nice/kind β˜†POSITIVE VIBE ZONEβ˜…  2yr ago (text post) 1,379 thread views #16325
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3000 all up front, and I'll follow my words exactly as I've written them:

  1. I'll follow you on my account

  2. I'll unconditionally support you

I need at least 3k to surpass frozen on the leaderboard. With my amount of wealth, I don't even blink at anything less than 2k. Aren't you #2 on the leaderboard anyways?

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3000 if all of your alts also follow me.

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6k for the above terms + alt follows

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3k is the ceiling here. Take it or leave it. I’ll do 3333 though because the number flows well.

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Leave it, then. My minimum for your terms is 5k.

The value of my endorsement seems to be lost on you :marseysipping:

I'm still willing to follow through with the deal, should you send me the 5k (You'll need to account for transaction tax)

Any other potential investors, the following deal applies to you

For 5k (after tax):

  1. Unwavering support

  2. Main Account follow for at least 1 month

  3. Early access to my pibble hunting guide

Another deal:

I'll give someone of your choice a ban award for 4k. It's 5k in the shop. No questions asked, whatever message you choose. Complete anonymity as well.

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