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6 feet tall, 22.6 BMI - woah
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#1 most subscribed user on rDrama.net, statistically the most beloved user
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head admin, heroically does it for free like a soup kitchen worker or volunteer firefighter
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kind and nurturing, friend to incels even besides rDrama users
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HIV negative, completely unpozzed neghole
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owns three (3) meteorites
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knows every word to most Avril and Britney tracks (pre-Britney Jean)
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once spent like six (6) hours walking around atl with a homeless guy
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loves dasha even in the face of insurmountable adversity
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consistently pins the best non-lawlz content charitably ensuring maximum visibility
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gets that dc bag even when you downmarsey him like the clowns you are
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also #1 on the awards leaderboard, incredible
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- fuck : Misinformation
- RabidModerate : I want my 300 dramacoin you fink.
- JohnnyAppleSneed : give me my dramacoin, fricktard
The lolcows among us: Carpathianflorist
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BROWSE EFFORTPOSTS
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carp: haha look how r-slurred i'm being
everyone: frick off carp
carp: COPE SEETHE I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR MOP REEEEEEEEEEEE
(edit: also fix your ordering system codecel)
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yeah it was on the front page for some reason
also yes i know the post, doesn't make your attempt any less funny though
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frick off carp
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Waste of coins πͺ¦
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Marsey anti carp emoji
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we love our admins, don't we folks?
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YES SIR o7
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4N8J4TBNTJT0KY58K3GAWWRVBJO6N3J3
o7
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They're OK.
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frick off carp
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i can't unfollow due to poverty. i finally understand tankies
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This is my Marxist praxis. Itβs very avant-garde.
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i've been coverted. I just shilled $5 to chapo patreon and decided that I will be the mural artist who teaches communist theory in zirs free time
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Chapo is effeminate shitlib grifters. This is anti praxis. Bad.
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In communism, we must believe in our brothers and sisters. Will Menaker and Matt Christmanhas demonstrated their abilities. if we funnel all our money to them, they will distribute the money post-revolution.
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AMBER IS A LITERAL GOBLIN
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doubt
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be the change you wish to see in my neghole
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Barely out of manlet territory. Stopped reading there.
Smh, do better sweaty.
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idk, sounds like cute twink shit to me bro
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How did you earn negative dramacoins?
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High liability dramacoin loan practices
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How do I unfollow you
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just make a new account
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Who's Dasha?
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Red Scare co-host, once dated a bug, IQ anywhere from 65 to 140
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dasha_Nekrasova
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Adam deserved better
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Get OUT
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Also I know about you being lost in the forest bc of that one pic and you told me lmao. I said you looked very handsome despite being lost
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Are you Ham?
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Who? Carp I'm AkumuYume. We have never interacted before this site I promise.
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I am so incredibly confused because you used turns of phrase verbatim from othersβ dms π©
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Lmao how so? I'm genuinely curious now
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why do people hate adam so much i don't understand
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lol of course you like an r-slured child-like woman
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Podcast people are so cringe.
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Dasha's cute.
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LET ME UNSUBBBSCCRIIBBE IM SORRY IM POOR
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Iβm so happy about my 200 new followers π€
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Unironically everyone who fell for that is a giga-r-slur
Rule #1 of rdrama: Don't trust carp.
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It was a TYPO.
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It was intentional.
Pay me 1000 dramacoin and I'll edit my comment in support of you, and never question you again
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Only if you follow me.
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4000 for a follow + constant support, pay half upfront, and you'll have yourself a deal
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1000 or nothing, Iβll pay it all upfront but if you gyp me Iβll 30 day ban you
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3000 all up front, and I'll follow my words exactly as I've written them:
I'll follow you on my account
I'll unconditionally support you
I need at least 3k to surpass frozen on the leaderboard. With my amount of wealth, I don't even blink at anything less than 2k. Aren't you #2 on the leaderboard anyways?
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Give me country club access and I'll stop complaining
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I feel you, the "New feature testing - follow and then unfollow me for 300 dramacoins" key is dangerously close to the spacebar key so it's very understandable
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How did you r-slurs actually fall for this holy frick
I swear the average IQ of this userbase is freezing cold
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Yeah, I don't follow anyone but even then the whole premise of the "feature" sounded r-slurred and pointless to beging with lol
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I just follow lawlz because I never want to miss a lawlzpost, and frozenchosen so I can bully her in a timely manner
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But not me bb
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No no, I mean, I don't have any issue with following/unfollowing, but the idea of following and unfollowing someone to get 300 coins as an added feature for the site just sounds dumb lol
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I thought it would give me a funny r-slur award, I didn't know it would force me to look at carp's posts :(
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*the average IQ of this userbase is freezing cold
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I didnt fall for the llm profile thing. I didnt fall for the send me 1000 dramacoins and ill give them back guy. I didnt fall for it when you did this but with coins. but for some reason SOME REASON I click the follow button this time. I give up you win.
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Itβs called destiny sweaty π π½
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I guess im a true follower now then. All hail carp, may his gains be large and his b-words larger.
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For real how many new follows did you get? :0
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About 220
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Lmao
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How much do you have to pay to unfollow him?
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Hey Carpathianflorist, I am wondering if you could give me a ban award so I can ban you. Nothing against you but the public opinion is against you right now, so I could earn some easy "clout".
Best Wishes,
Soren
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Dasha? The red scare woman?
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Yes I love her π
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No love for Anna? The superior host
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Anna is great and if she were paired with anyone but Dasha sheβd outshine them by miles, but with Dasha sheβs clearly second fiddle. Sheβs so smart and worldly and knowledgeable and Dasha is just so explicitly and actively the opposite of all of those things and itβs beautiful.
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Average red scare fans
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wtf Carp simping???
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Simping for Dasha serves two purposes:
it generates endless amounts of seethe from all over the place and
maybe sheβll see it
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Are you a secret poster on r/redscarepod
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No! I donβt really have anything to contribute there and theyβre kinda dumb, but they have good posts sometimes. Very cumtown x stupidpol-esque but less aggressively r-slurred.
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lol
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It was one of the last few subreddits I'd comment in on my oldest account before I got banned. I enjoyed the vibe there
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Bruh she's not even that hot, also you'd be coming after Adam Freidland.
I'd rather kill myself tbh.
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Sheβs one of the very few people who has a genuinely hot personality. Purely aesthetically sheβs not great. The brief Adam phase is best viewed as a hilarious story and never ever ever thought about, just like Adam himself.
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I don't know anything about Dasha other than her delivering necessary cosmic justice upon a certain bug, but she's a good voice actress. Way better than the Chapo losers who didn't even buy real microphones.
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I spent 10-20 minutes the other day with a homeless guy too. In the end he wasn't really starving for that sandwich though and actually wanted something more.
I have my limits.
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Didn't read + You're white + Ratio
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Thank you, very cool
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good morning i hate carp
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Followcels in absolute shambles β getting scammed left and right
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π΄π΄π΄
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I only stumbled over this carp because I don't follow you anymore. Give me my promised 300DC and I will re follow you
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frick off carp
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You can't do shit to me I was already following you from my first day here.
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Same tbh
I was looking for another post but I found this one by accident and I wasted 20 seconds of my life reading it so now I will waste my Marsey coins pinning it so other people will waste their time reading it now I wasted another 30 seconds typing this and some of u will waste time reading it waste waste waste of time
@ that hater from cringetopia his name starts with a v and sunflower profile picture but I can't remember the full name but I will just say this so it will go in the ping for what I'm tryna say
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HIDE CARP THREADS
IGNORE CARP POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO CARP POSTERS
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This is guy claiming to be a straggot, I'm not buying it
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not believing this until you post it, sorry
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Only shows you dont have enough gay s*x, sad
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MODS = GODS
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Iβm gonna pay you 1000 drama coins to frick off
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6 FOOT TALL PMSL :XD:
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that emote literally never works when i use it
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