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We had a “Firework Shooting” on Thursday. It was terrifyingly traumatic. : Teachers

https://old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/pvg961/we_had_a_firework_shooting_on_thursday_it_was?sort=controversial

During lunch, a group of students thought it would be funny to light off about 100 firecrackers in one of the stairwells. What proceeded afterwards was nothing short of mass hysteria and panic.

Only in yankeestan. In my country no one REEEE;s about "muh mass shottings!" when some children light off firecrackers in class

Also

:marseywhirlyhat:

fiirwerks!

I was sitting in my classroom eating lunch with some students when a student of my runs into my room to announce there’s a shooter on campus. I look out my window from the second floor and see about 100 students running across the bus circle and hitting the fence to jump it, fleeing onto a busy road for safety. It turns out, all over campus students were running for their lives.

As a former student I imagine a lot of them were just running because it meant they could get out of class.

:marseywhirlyhat: :marseykyle:

An announcement comes on, but my incompetent administrator yells something incomprehensible and it cuts out (the intercoms have been absolute shit at my school for years).

lol

I later heard stories that teachers were locking students out of their rooms, panicking with the hysteria, and making matters much worse than needed

LMAO. Imagine going back to english class the next day knowing Mrs bitcherson left you to fricking die

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Last week, I saw a student coming into school when I was arriving, he was wearing a black trench coat. Yea. I felt that too. My heart stopped. The response was so visceral. I gathered myself and spead up to take a good look. Just a good looking kid in a good looking coat. Smiled and nodded at me. ... we are just all traumatized.

:marseyunabomber:

(this foid also spelled the past tense of "speed (up)" as "spead")

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this b-word never known a goth kid? smh

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Remember, this pwrson teaches children

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What a sped! :marseylaugh:

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lmao, the trench coat mafia myth is still going strong 22 years later

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