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Expert engineers of Reddit argue why Musk's rocket launch was actually an utter failure and not a success whatsoever (because it :marseymushroomcloud: )

Let's start with /r/196

https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/12t077s/there_is_no_meme_musks_stupid_dick_rocket_just/?sort=controversial

Top comment says its not actually a failure because it wasnt made by Musk but his team (itd be a failure if he made it though):

https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/12t077s/comment/jh1bpsn/?sort=controversial

Calls for violence :marseypearlclutch: !reportmaxxers

https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/12t077s/comment/jh0m0wf/?sort=controversial

Someone calls OP sad and OP gets angry :marseyrage:

https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/12t077s/comment/jh1jdri/?sort=controversial

Next on, the most intelligent engineers on the site, foids at /r/fauxmoi :marseychonkerfoid: :marseyfoidretard: :marseypass:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/12t0ece/elon_musks_spacex_giant_rocket_explodes_minutes/?sort=controversial

Most comments are similiar to the previous thread, nothing really noteworthy

Not sure what this sub is, but /r/inthenews has some truly enlightened takes, especially from OP:

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/12t56oe/elon_musks_prized_starship_megarocket_exploded/?sort=controversial

Some absolute schizo :marseysnoo: comment from OP, worth a read

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/12t56oe/comment/jh1dtru/?sort=controversial

Mainstream subs such as /r/news, /r/wellthatsucks and /r/thatlookedexpensive are chock full of drama

https://old.reddit.com/r/ThatLookedExpensive/comments/12szc7y/spacex_starship_explodes_shortly_after_launch/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/12sz9tg/spacex_giant_rocket_fails_minutes_after_launching/?sort=controversial

Guy says it wasnt really a failure, redditor accuses him of :marseybootlicker2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ThatLookedExpensive/comments/12szc7y/comment/jh0lrn3/?sort=controversial

Most intelligent redditor explains how the creation of the rocket actually went :marseysmoothbrain:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ThatLookedExpensive/comments/12szc7y/comment/jh0lt6i/?sort=controversial

Someone explains how the explosion was absolutely expected, redditor calls it cope

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/12sz9tg/comment/jh0k5n8/?sort=controversial

More accusations of :marseybootlicker:

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/12sz9tg/comment/jh0jd08/?sort=controversial

r/CrazyFrickingVideos has a :marseypearlclutch: session over the debris crushing some car and enviromental damage this experiment caused

https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFrickingVideos/comments/12t1wuw/debris_hit_a_car_after_spacex_starship_rocket/?sort=controversial

Someone asks about the event on /r/outoftheloop,

while most comments answer and explain how it was a success one brave redditor /u/Shot-Ad2710 seethes sees through lies and knows how it was an utter failure and the sub is full of paid Musk shills (i recommend checking this one because the guy is clearly deranged)

https://old.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/12t8maq/whats_going_on_with_spacex_rocket_exploding_and/?sort=controversial

And finally, the #1 :marseyelonpaypig: sub, /r/enoughmuskspam knows how Musk is absolutely finished after this and cheers like insane to hide the cope

https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/12sz2i9/im_no_rocket_scientist_but_something_tells_me/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/12sz0yr/hahahahahaha_it_blew_up/?sort=controversial

That is all i found, ill now ping !effortposters and ask @Kong-Vann for a pin

If you want to complain about formatting, tell me what to change. Otherwise here is the door -> 🚪

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:marseysnoo: went from worshipping him to hating him more than trump and all it took was buying twitter and promoting free speech. :tayclap:

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Red*itors turned on M*sk way before he bought t*itter.

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Twitter is when they started calling him a Nazi, right? Why did they turn on him earlier?

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Started to happen during the pandemic when Musk started publicly expressing things he was noooticing that didn’t fit Reddit’s pro science evidence based world view.

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The worst part of the pandemic was the pearl clutching , the worst people alive were suddenly given moral authority to attack anyone who didn’t become a useless shut in for 2 years

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Oooh COVID wrongthink. That makes him Trump-adjacent. Everything boils down to Trump. Everything.

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There was also a major leftie cohort who hated him before that for being a billionaire (i.e. not a pathetic reddit neet)

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/r/enoughmuskspam was hating elon before it was cool :soyjakhipster:

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Because he got mainstream popular and r*dditors are contrarian also Musk did more stuff publically and outed himself as an r-slur

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People dont understand that every CEO type person is like this. There's something about leader type dudes where they are r-slurred enough to spout off half-baked thoughts on-the-fly they don't fully grasp because they are self-important. You almost need to be to get where he is today.

But ultimately the funniest thing is they hold him to a super high pedestal and sneed the second he acts human in public. The fact they hold him to such a high standard they rarely hold for almost anyone else (see: their favourite politicians) says enough.

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M*sk is definitely a special brand of r-slur but also others don't show their r-sluration to the public

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When he started being a sperg on twitter, mostly when he started accusing that one diver guy of being a p-do

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I never understood why so many people freaked out about that. It's a common joke that single white males moving to Thailand are pedos. He didn't actually think he was a fricking p-dophile.

It was crass and childish, but everyone says dumb shit when they are mad.

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Wait people move to Thailand to frick kids? I thought it was only to frick their good butt :!marseytrain:s

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There's been a few famous Pedos arrested there, including swirly face who was r-slurred enough to swirl his own picture with photoshop with police reverse engineered

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Paul_Neil

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I remember Reddit was totally perplexed by the insult and thought it came totally out of nowhere. Musk is a sperg, but it is perfectly reasonable to suspect a western boomer expat in the Philippines is a p-do.

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The dumb thing is that the diver guy started the twitter fight for no reason, so Musk just responded and everyone acted like he was some horrible monster for it.

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He started the fight because Musk demanded to insinuate himself into an active SAR op and demanded everyone pay attention to him.

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Around Bernie insulting time IIRC.

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>when you find out the first amendment also applies to the person telling you to stop fricking kids

:#soyjaktantrum:

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What a bunch of dorks. :#marseynerd2:

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the real reason he bought twitter is so the redditards would stop sucking his peepee

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Worse formatting than me lmao.

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writing on phone be like

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>phoneposting

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16820287648983243.webp

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Quoting the posts just looks bad

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Should i just hyperlink all of them instead :marseythinkorino: And quote the follow-up posts

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Well you put the links in quotes but you didn't actually quote them.

If you're phoneposting I wouldn't expect anything more.

There was really no need to turn every comment you made into a header, though. That's just dumb.

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I actually just edited the headers.

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Phoneposters delenda est

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Here using my limited formatting skills i made it more readable (i think)

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Idk what it was like before but it looks awful 😘

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It had 0 formatting, now i just increased the size of headers before links

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:#marseykneel:

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Less readable + makes me feel like ure screaming at me in short: love it u should go into web design 😘

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Im in engineering and the screaming part is just me letting off some steam after the uni

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WTF

ZOOMER OUT 👉🏿 OUT 👉🏿 OUT 👉🏿

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No getting rid of us

!zoomers assemble, show da boomer who the boss is rn

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How are there so many of u, my god

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16820246767469754.webp

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Suprised the p-do hates zoomers :marseythinkorino:

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Is he really a p-do? Wasnt the thing he got banned just haha funny epic le child porn joke?

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>R-slurs who have never made anything in their lives can't understand that failing is a necessary part of success

I am shocked.

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“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”

  • Theodore Roosevelt
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Teddy my beloved

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Second favorite Ted, without a doubt.

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The modern political machine filters out the souls with a strong sense of good like Teddy long before they reach Congress let alone the White House.

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The Ted Ted Simp wishes she simped for

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"Speak softly and carry a big stick."

  • Theodore Roosevelt
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plus people reeing about waste when at a certain point it becomes a lot better to just see why something blows up than to spend so much more money thinking about it

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I think if you complain even one time online about space exploration your entire line should be cursed to stay here.

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Oh no, I won't get to go to a desert planet to starve to death when funding dries up :marseyyawn:

:marseylaugh: do neighbors really be counting on spaceflight to give their meaningless existence purpose?

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You're welcome to stay on earth with all the other plucky survivors. :#marseyimmortanjoe:

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Oh god no please don’t sentence me to stay on earth! With all the animals and trees and air and water and whatnot. A fate too terrible to even consider…

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Poor

:#marseyabandoned:

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i ain't going and you can't make me

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Terrestrial-cels be seething over space-chads.

:#marseyneet:

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:marseylongcockandballs: bye rocket dorks

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I like how on reddit you always gotta preface your positive thoughts of the launch with how much you hate Elon or you get banned lol


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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"Owning Elon Musk" has rapidly became the leftist version of "owning the libs."

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