Who will win? MARSEY vs MACH RIDER
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Marsey
Marsey the cat, AKA the long beloved mascot of the Deuxkin! She has taken many forms, such as soyjack Marsey and Familyman Marsey . Her most powerful form is unknown.
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Mach Rider
A motorphile from an obscure Mad Max inspired NES game, and Captain Falcon's predecessor. Is most known for his trophy in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
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Fight takes place in downtown Portland
Using Composite Marsey
ROUND 1: Mach Rider has 3 days prep time
ROUND 2: Mach Rider teams up with /u/MasterLawlz and Platy . Lawlz is y'all-lusted and Platy is moneylusted. They get 5 hours prep time, BUT: Marsey teams up with a Silverback Gorilla and a Hippo.
For reference: https://old.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/pv5vul/a_hippo_vs_an_m1_abrams_tank?sort=controversial Hippos can tank multiple RPG's and tank shells
Silverback Gorillas also have 9 inch skulls. How the HECK can Mach, Lawlz, and Platy defeat them?
ROUND 3: Silverback Gorilla has a mental block, the Hippo is bloodlusted and Marsey has Soul Edge. Carp and Aevann join Mach Rider's team. Now they get 10 hours prep time.
WHO WILL WIN?!?!
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Batman wins with prep time
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"Batman always wins with prep time. Batman always gets prep time. If he gets no prep time, then his prep time prepared him for the no prep time, and as such he had prep time. So he wins. Batman always wins."
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