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:marseywomanmoment2: Aella testing the waters for telling her new boyfriend about her 250+ bodycount

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I stopped counting in my early 20s because I think it's a dumb metric of anything important & weirdly gross to keep track of. However, I can tell you easily how many people I've been in love withβ™₯️

:#marseyfoidretard:

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Literally me.

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However, I can tell you easily how many people I've been in love withβ™₯️

Anyone that entertains past loves that didn't work out is a moron. Imagine thinking that's more important than your body count. Not only did you waste each other's time by not fully committing, but you can't stop jerking off to all of the people that thought you were slightly more valuable than a literal piece of shit.

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Gross :marseydisgust:

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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The problem is that I've never faced the issue in real life and don't have any idea what I would actually feel if someone who seemed "normal" or "good" dropped that kind of bombshell.

Like one of my buddies went on a date with someone from OKCupid and came back saying that basically the first thing out of her mouth was that she was a cammer and that he would have to be OK with that. I asked "cammer, as in cam whore", and he was like "yeah, but she prefers cammer, as a more polite term". He said he was fine with it to her face and they had a so-so date, but he told me this story because he wanted to say that he was actually not fine with it. In my mind I was mostly just thinking "hmm, she must've been pretty hot tho", but I feel like if I were ACTUALLY in his shoes I might also just lie to save face and say goodbye the next day online.

In other words, I'm one of those simps that, in this abstract mental exercise, thinks "I mean, if she's the total package besides that, man||yes", but it's probable that if it actually happened to me, my revealed preference would be for non-whores.

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>camwhore

>must've been pretty hot

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Hey at least camgirls allow mid foids to utilize their assets without needing to drink like a fish and get ran through every weekend.

The post-wall mid foid market might have some pretty low mileage stock in the next 10-15 years, you’ll just need to deal with their army of parasocial neckbeard stalkers.

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I have met a fair number of foids that claim to be sugar babies or onlyfanners, and without fail they all have exceptions to the "I'm not a hooker" rule

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Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him.

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ok simp :marseyseethe:

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I'm currently married with kids, so yeah, I'm basically a simp. Also, almost all decisions I ever make are going to be "disregard all foids and thottery, because we've got one at home", no matter how much online simping, thirsting, and white knighting gets done online or in person. But that's real life and real decisionmaking, not the YouTube comments underneath "WE LOVE YOU NATALIE". Are you saying that if Natalie Portman, multi-millionaire who almost certainly sucked off Harvey Weinstein at the age of 13, started simping for you at the height of her career, you wouldn't try to tie that knot and retire into wealth and luxury?

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>Are you saying that if Natalie Portman, multi-millionaire who almost certainly sucked off Harvey Weinstein at the age of 13, started simping for you at the height of her career, you wouldn't try to tie that knot and retire into wealth and luxury?

:marseyagreefast:

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Is that a p-do bear pfp for a user talking about Natalie Portman blowing :marseygeisha: a guy at 13

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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:marseydisagree:

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Only way I marry her is if I'm Weinstein in this scenario

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Someone needs :marseyspecial: to make a graph :marseychartgaussian: of ho shit guys will tolerate depending on hotness.

I would excuse some horrible shit for a 9/10 at 30 years old.

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1682773654258834.webp

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I mean I'd never date a cam whore but I wouldn't say that on a date lol, just run it out, drink to much, tell her to follow me on rdrama.and the ghost the next day

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I dated a cammer, she was pretty hot. I didn't really mind, not coping.

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As long as you don't have long term plans then it's not a big deal

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Total simp death when

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you missed 8% more executions

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scrotes are a menace to society

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:marseyco#omer2:

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>this is the average modern woman

:#marseypipe:

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We're reaching hoe levels I didn't think possible.

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:marseysick:

Absolute death of a soul.

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Snapshots:

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