Amazon Games (Yes, Bezos) developed some swordshit MMORPG called New World that just released today and did pretty much everything they could to piss off g*mers.
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Staggered global release but global usernames, causing hundreds of thousands of burgers to login at the EU launch time to lock their usernames, eternally cucking EU players.
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Despite being hosted on AWS, only enough servers for like 10% of the playerbase. People waiting in queues now for 8+ hours.
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Unstable connections causing players to disconnect and get sent right back to the cuck queue.
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Priority queuing for popular streamers.
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Extremely repetitive grinding gameplay, so exactly what was expected, but people are still mad about it I guess.
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Zero servers for SEA (asia), Asian hordes logging in to kangaroo servers making them unplayable.
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Zero balance changes from an open beta they had.
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Promised new weapons or some shit on launch, literally no new content from open beta.
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Broken partying system, so the actual social aspects with friends are unplayable.
Bonus seethe:
Steam reviews feat. screaming manchildren and angry europoors:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/1063730/reviews/?browsefilter=mostrecent&snr=1_5_100010_&p=1
Make sure you guys post some comments about how much you love playing the game and how quick the queue was for you, maybe suggest people upgrade their computers. Talking about how much you love Bezos is also a good idea.
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I love watching g*mers in pain.
Has there even been a single good game released passed 2010????
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I want Dramacoin.
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Among Us.
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The last game I ever paid full price for was Halo 4, luckily I have more than 10 brain cells so I learned my lesson early in life.
Now I'm just too old to enjoy anything longer than an hour so I never buy games. Or maybe its not me, its just that games genuinely do fricking suck now. Idk.
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I have the same issue. Games genuinely do just suck nowadays.
I spend more time going back and playing old classics than new titles.
https://i.ibb.co/2gSK4fb/a756afdceb65.webp
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Le Witcher 3, but even that caused some seethe because of downgraded graphics (literally who cares)
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RDR2
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Iβm playing Hades right now, and itβs pretty darn great.
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Even if the devs are insufferable Californians, they're talented Californians for a change.
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Factorio
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Gris and Child of Light. Two cool little artistic games
I stopped playing AAA games (except Forza Horizon) I just focus now on small indie devs with ideas that seem interesting
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Rain World.
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Path of exile
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How could something made by commies be so based
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I always thought that game was anti commi. After all the commie villain was ultimately motivated by sexual inadequacy if I remember right
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