Wonder Woman - A textbook example of the Chadfem neo-jungian archetype

In this post I will assert the claim that Diana Prince aka "Wonder Woman" is a high-value female worthy of courting in a monogamous, wholesome christian marriage.

I will be judging her character based on the traits as follows:

  1. Geopolitical Activities

  2. Sexuality

  3. Value as a mother

  4. Smell and Taste

Geopolitical Activities

Being an agent for both American and Amazonian militaries, Wonder Woman has routinely murdered Germans and other undesirables for the greater good, maintaining a perfect status quo within the DC universe.

Sexuality

Although there is no verified information as to what her measurements are, one could reasonably assume Wonder Woman has the perfect measurements. Consider the attached image. As a fit Amazonian warrior, one must assume her kegel muscles are as well-trained as any other muscle in her body- like her rear end. Without question, even the most doubtful of spectators must also agree on the strength of her grip as well. Core and thigh muscles must also be beyond that of any standard human olympian, meaning greater endurance during sexual activities. With these factors in mind, consider the possible scenario:

"You awake in an Amazonian bedchamber, anchored to Diana's bed. Using her brute Femchad strength, she wraps her lasso around your throat and pulls until you have just enough space to barely breathe. Rather than question you, Diana remains silent as she straddles you. She then tears your boxer briefs off and begins to have sexual intercourse with you. Her muscular thighs are like a vise on your hips, her rear-end bruising you with each slam, leaving a deeper pool of sweat in your lap with each cycle. You both climax as she grabs you around the throat with both hands."

Value as a mother

Consider the attached image again- specifically the hips to waist ratio. Consider her past with known-manlet Steve Trevor, and her repeated efforts to rescue him from harm. Also consider the size of her breasts, and milk manufacturing abilities based on an extreme Amazonian diet and need to feed Amazonian babies with vitamin-dense breast stuff.

Smell and Taste

Going back to previous theories on Amazonian diet, one must infer that Amazonian sweat and urine must be of exceptional quality. Themyscira is an island near Greece, so one must assume the Mediterranean diet produces sweat and urine of high quality and taste. After a long day of fighting on distant battlefields and consuming a plethora of fish and other vegetables, Diana Prince will come home to you and force you to ingest all matter of fluids that are emanating from her body.

Thank you.

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