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- realDonaldTrump : Baiting journos is too easy, they'll pretend to get trolled to get a story.
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Journos are so easy to bait it is not even funny anymore. A bit boring to see them eat all of this up without any effort. Shame on you journos!
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They probably know its a blatant troll but they need to get paid somehow
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They need the click bait to get paid. We do it just for the keks.
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Exactly this, you r-slurs aren't exactly subtle about it. But journos get to write easy articles and fragile nerds get to be angry at something, we're all feeding eachothers needs.
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Just like ouroboros with the snake pooping in its own mouth
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The r/FriendsOfBrian sub is unethical because it helps journos stay employed.
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Pure kayfabe. They know it isn't real. They just have to pretend it is because that's how the industry works
It really does take a lot of the thrill out of it tbqhwyf.
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No real big fish yet. Not removing props from all the hooks so far - beautiful shit you magnificent bastards. But Business Insider and Yahoo are pretty low on the totem pole, do a lot of repeat reporting. Vice and Daily Beast are filled with trash like 2 steps away from being Gawker blind items and Buzzfeed listacles. Definitely have prestige amongst normies, but have very few scruples already. Gotta snag a major network CNN, MSNBC, Fox - or like WaPo, NYT. I think NPR would be a good gateway. Not that all those sources haven't had r-sluration and failure and hypocrisy before, but they're that next level shit that'll try to retaliate.
AP I guess, I don't even know what they are anymore. They and Reuters used to have serious chops before 2016, but AP got TDS and Reuters got bought by Russians, ironic. I doubt we'll ever penetrate the higher echelons of the BBC, but they have so many subdivisions that'll eat shit up. Say what you will about bongs, but their reporting is the best worst thing out there and they bore and piss off absolutely everyone. I'd rather watch Tucker and Lemon and Maddow try to pronounce "bussy" on air.
What I mean is, even r-slurs can have a vision, and rdrama could be president by 2040.
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"When pipo dey say Brian Launderie e kill is banny, di Friends of Brian dey say he no did. "maybe di pandemic kill di fatty?" dey tok. Meanwhile di kontri continue dey look."
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So what, we need to go for CNN?
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It would be a thing of beauty. And beyond that, politicians and government entities. Somewhere in the middle would be celebs. If Oprah still had a show, I'd throw her in the betting pool on account of how often she got conned. Church fundies don't have as much power these days, but the ones hanging around would be tidy prizes.
I mean, don't try too hard. That would defeat the purpose. But based on how things have gone in the past 6 years, those aren't too farfetched dreams.
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There is no life form lower than an journo writing for an online publication. Though facebook jannies give them a run for their money.
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