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EFFORTPOST [Effortpost] Brap farmer and :marseylolcow: u/p_yth is NOT having any luck on tinder :marseydatingprofile:

https://www.reddit.com/user/p_yth/submitted/?sort=new

There's still hope for @Zenzic @COMMUNISTHOMOGROYPER @RACISTFEMBOYGROYPERV3 @MarseyIsMyWaifu (or carp pls pin) and the manlet haters !chuds !besties !groyperethnostate !incels

Let's start with the fact that he has his own https://groomercord.gg/PAXaSfs32b and a manifesto :marseylongpost: after a short comparison to @Shreddedmanlet

https://i.redd.it/pbftrn642g1b1.png https://redd.it/os3imf6azsza1.jpg

My prerfences for obese woman developed when I was a kid watching 600 pound life, after witnessing and seeing countless obese woman and shower scenes, one day a particular woman on the show was giving a monolgue, and I remember getting an erection while seeing her. Little later on it developed to googling obese woman fetish videos on YouTube and watching it, and enjoying it without knowing why. Then I started to understand I was attracted to it, and I fully realized I was attracted to big woman. I never even maturbated until was nearly a senior in high school, and by then was already attracted to obese woman Weird thing is while I'm sexually attracted to obese woman, I'm romantically attracted to any woman regardless of size (as long as they aren't black). My reason for not being attracted to black woman romantically is cause I was raised and born in a white area with mostly white people, so my mind is basically a white guy with preferences a white person would have, which means attraction to white woman. However even though I'm only romantically attracted to white woman, I'm sexually attracted to any race a woman is as long as she is obese.

So let's see how his night out with a redditor went

I thought you were talking to a new girl? Like you said in your previous post? So why are you going bar hopping, and expecting makeouts? Asking for genuine curiosity

Nah she's just a friend I barhopped with last night

Friend". Bro she straight up said you were kind of a peepee on Groomercord. She said you were awkward and yelled thug max. You also took her drinks.

I joked about thugmaxxing when I first met she said rest of the night I was normal. And I asked for permission, and the final drink of the night I paid for

:marseychad: can't be all bad if he's chivalrous. The redditor in question self doxed and posted in the thread as /u/cold-salamander5798 with gems such as

https://tinder.com/@deena22 I don’t have trouble getting matches just would like some constructive feedback :) for reference I am a woman who swipes on women! Thanks! My bio says “masters student pursuing AT super easygoing and down for anything. Ask me why I’m deathly scared of bees”.

Which led to the interesting insight that /u/p_yth has been using AI to change his hairstyle and as many filters as a mid foid on TikTok.

They’re fake. He photoshopped all those hairstyles.

He's also not above wearing sexy high heels to overcome @Shreddedmanlet s limitations

I lookmaxed and even put on shoe lifts that make me 5'7 to 6'2. And while it midly gave me some success, it's not enough to make the claim that woman are picky over dudes that are under 6 foot. Honesty if a woman vibes with a dude and/or finds him attractive, he's not gonna care if he's short unless he's literally 5'2 lol

Let's take one last look at him, surely he's an ogre, and it's not just his personality/needing a shower and some weights, right?

Got rejected by a bunch of woman I've seen on Tinder last night at a bar side party, its crazy how many women in a row reject me, you couldn't do this on purpose, and I'm confident as heck with woman. Eventually, I gave up and wandered into this PC gaming center where I guess society wants me to be](https://old.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/13hczf3/got_rejected_by_a_bunch_of_woman_ive_seen_on)

Assorted gems to scroll through for the interested reader

r/AskReddit - What religion are women most likely to be interested in dating you, or are more obligated to not care about looks?


r/Tinder - Just applied my tattoo, gonna go clubbing again for the first time in two weeks


How I lost my virginity two years ago

Back in January 2021 I was pissed about being a virgin, so I mass messaged a bunch of woman on a fat fetish dating app until one responded. The reason why I use the term "casual encounter" is cause that's she had on her profile in her "preferences" section. It was some chick in her early 30s, i was 21, and she apparently had been through a bad breakup and was really hurting inside looking for some quick s*x. She lived alone with a couple cats as well, really chill chick but she ghosted me after the s*x. It was a good experience tho, I stuffed her with food and a 2 liter of soda during the experience as well. But honestly my favorite part was after the s*x when i was just cuddling with her on the couch watching tv. I thought it was going to be a relationship afterwards and I was living on cloud 9 for a couple days after that, but sadly it turned out she had no interest in seeing me afterwards. I'm happy tho I can't call myself a virgin anymore cause I remember for the longest time being depressed I was still a virgin. Since then I've had s*x once more, and I hope to be able to increase that to once a week once i master thugmaxxing in the club, cause right now I'm able to consistently make out and dance with random woman at the club, but not actually able to take them home with me and have s*x


In finale, we all stan for a truecel

How do you come up with ideas for these posts please teach me because this is some quality trolling

It's because it's geniune and I'm not trolling. You could fill a yellowbook with the amount of woman who rejected me. If I got a dollar for every time I got rejected I'd be a millionare. Everyone's said to me if I put the work I do into getting a gf into something productive I could probably cure diseases or solve world hunger

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I would pin but you mentioned me last and parenthetically AND rejected me at the same time :hmph:


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I was just taunting our new janny :marseycapypearlclutch: marseyismywaifu :marseybride: :marseyshy:

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What did that even MEAN there’s still hope for me

I am 6’0 even :grr:


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No you're not. You're 5'9. We've been over this

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>carp is 6 feet tall

Mentalcel

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you looked a lot shorter than that in that one boardwalk pic :marseythinkorino:

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More like broadwalk, because I put a video :marseyslime: of him into my gait analysis software :marseywindows: and it said it had 90% confidence he was a foid (broad (broadwalk))

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👀👀

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I think :marseymischevious: you saw it, I don't have it but he was wearing white :marseymayocide: joggers and jordan's and was staring :marseyunamused: off into the horizon

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For the longest time 5'11" guys lying about being 6' made me think I was 6'1" but no I'm just 6' :marseyitsover:

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I'm a :marseytrain: :marseysignaling: janny :marseyreportmaxxer: :marseytransflag2:

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Remember how Snakes wanted it to be how jannying wasn’t just the natural progression of a power user.

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It should be the natural progression of being a powerFUL user. Users who are truly possessed with a dramatic spirit and cause disproportionate seethe with every action. Like @Impassionata and @getogeto.

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I mean you know there was a bit I could use the moderator flair.

Then they stopped letting me self-distinguish but

sometimes they'd flair me after-the-fact lmao

Users who are truly possessed with a dramatic spirit and cause disproportionate seethe with every action

also thanks you're very kind


one of my taglines is that I don't need a mop to jannie

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She mentioned me twice :marse#yexcited:

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I think :marseymindblown: she likes you :marseyshy:

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Pin your own comment just to spite her :marseychuddance:

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