John Maus - A musical dramatard in spirit

TLDR: A leftist boomer hipster who is associated with notorious white supremacist Sam Hyde , and allegedly participated in zoomer 9/11 , before blue-balling both rightoids and leftoids.

Our story, like many others, begins with known anti-governmental agent Sam Hyde. In what is probably the most (if not only) memorable skit of his show World Peace, "The Man Who Would Never Be... What They Made Him to Be", one of Maus's songs, "Cop Killer" is played. Maus himself can be seen going absolutely apeshit at the end of the skit. (Fun Fact, when it was originally aired on Adult Swim, they used "Hey Moon" 😉, because Adult Swim didn't have the balls to play Cop Killer. )

The MDE-cel naturally wondered who this guy was. Was he a baste underground g*mer trolling the libtards epic style? Pretty much the opposite. He actually considers himself "left of left of left of left", and condemned Hyde

I said, "Oh yeah, they look like cool dudes. I'll go and do this." I said, "I want to sleep on the couch." I didn't want to come in and just sing a song and go. I wanted to be on the set and see. It was cool, the whole place, and to be on a TV set. They were super nice.

Then a few months later or whatever, one of the people from the label was like, "Yo, did you see this? You gotta say something." "They're Nazis," or something like that.

Shit. A cult of a race and blood—that's an absolute obscenity. That's nothing other than disaster. That's just inarguably obscene, that sort of ideology.

Instead, Maus has a doctorate in philosophy of all things, and was actually a professor for several years. He is big into postmodernism, the classic boogeyman of the right. It's fair to say he has 👏🏿read👏🏿the👏🏿literature👏🏿.

So, you might be thinking that Maus is your average Vaush-tier leftist. Well, so did everyone else, until zoomer 9/11. Maus, with his bro and fellow musician Ariel Pink, was actually at the protests on 1/6 that led to the storming of the Capitol, because allegedly they are both Trump Supporters. Wait... what?

The Twitter police quickly descended on Maus to cancel him. Would he claim that it wasn't what it looks like? Would he admit that he was a Trump supporter like Ariel Pink did? Neither. Maus simply tweeted a quote from the encyclical that the Catholic Church put out during WWII to condemn fascism. He clarified the post by tweeting a picture of a Nun who was executed by the Nazis. (I can't find the tweets because Maus deleted them, and the media apparently couldn't be arsed to even take a screenshot) The rabid crowd was confused - was he saying he did not like the fascist Trump, or was he saying that the liberals were the real fascists?

Bonus:

• Maus claims his song "Cop Killer" isn't actually about killing cops. Talk about wholesome!

"It's this whole idea, the politics of aesthetics or whatever, that any genuine work, right, is always a disruption of the police. I would hope, of course, that everybody would grant that I'm not talking about shooting human beings, I'm not talking about shooting or killing a human being, I'm talking about the police, talking about cops, the cops in our heads, the cops that are everything other than us, everything inhuman, that would put us to work towards an end other than each other."

• Maus implies that he was diagnosed with Autism, but lives in denial of it

Despite this, you’d be hard pressed to find another pop musician as socially awkward as Maus. I ask if he’s neurodivergent. “No, no, no, no, I only… I don’t put much stock in those clinical categorisations in general, I suppose,” he replies, unabashed.

• Maus has coronaposted publicly about the "great reset".

BASED! Ariel @arielxpink Pink and I have reopened the cyber-doors of http://demonstration-bootleg.com, est. 1998. Please show us support by purchasing some merch from us during this, the time of THE "Great Reset." SIX FEET OR ELSE! ...More soon!

...naturally, the top comment is unironically 👏🏿educating👏🏿him👏🏿

it’s quite sad to know that my recent merch purchases went to support tone-deaf white male privilege.

EDIT: MDE cels will be shot on sight