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Is this fraud? Ive always kinda wondered about it since that adam sandler movie i havent seen
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It is. But its really hard to get caught. Only way it can happen if you admit it. Like op
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Thats what made me ask, isnt he literally admitting to it? Its probably fake and straight tho, and not even gay enough for my interests either
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Yes. Its idiotic as frick. Espesily with chronic conditions his boy has. Someone could put two and two toghetor and frick them up.
If he had just said. We got married so i could live off barracks and he could get my insurance. Nobody would figure out who he is.
There is un fun netflix movie about hot foid who needs insulin and butthole marine who need more money. They get married for benefits. But becouse that movie was made with help of USMC. It ends with dude going in prison. It came out two or three years ago.
Edit: Purple Hearts at netflix
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Seems like a gigareportmaxxxing opportunity
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https://www.afinspectorgeneral.af.mil/Who-We-Are/FAQs/
It says fraud in there. Pick a email and go to report.
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It's a word
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king shit π
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This is evil. You are being evil.
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Since when is the married and committed brojob not considered true love?
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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Lmao this is why I stan you
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Nobody DM the OP or he might delete the post
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KING
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as long as there's no infidelity it's fine
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If this is fraud, what makes an actual marriage legitimate? Intent, that's it?
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Fact that you dont think it as fraud. And i doubt military would go after fraudulent mariage if couple had 3 kids and had been toghetor for 10 years. Even if they admited it was fraud mariage.
Keep in mind. Lot of these military laws are there so you can kick person from military easily and stop from worst kinda frickery from happening. They do not make sense unless there is very spesific case happening.
Someone could sell themselves for mariage so other one would get insured.
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The marriage was consummated with a blowie
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Why would it be fraud? They're literally married. Where the frick does the law say "you need to be in love with the person you married." r-slur.
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Given the edit, it's massively fake and straight, especially because it's reddit.
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Ok but can you not call me names?
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Technically yes, and some people have gotten charged for it. Usually itβs some additional stuff that gets them indicted, though.
https://taskandpurpose.com/culture/military-sham-marriage-netflix-purple-hearts/
Adultery is also a crime in the military.
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Adultery is still crime. Becouse when eventually one of officers or troops get caught in nasty affairs. Military can just wash their hands of and kick them out.
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Chuck and larry is the movie
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Thats it, i used to jack off to jessica biel gifs from it in high school
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Keep yourself safe
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God I'm so horny
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@August we got a live one here!
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Thanks king, 100 DC has been deposited into your account
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Darn nice butt
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People have been getting married for financial benefits for thousands of years. No biggie.
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Yeah if anything financial benefits were the main reason for marriage for most of human history
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Very true, i guess i was thinking more along the lines of if you could theoretically prove he specifically did this to get more money from the govt. Then again he says he got a couple of brojobs so i guess its pretty legit
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Only immigration cares about marriage for green card abuse, everything else is fair game
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