"Guys don’t bring a gun to pride parades" REEEEEEEEE :marseyrage:

https://twitter.com/SocDoneLeft/status/1664491068862214146

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Apparently the chuds are planning to riot at pride parades. Can someone resend my invitation. I think it got lost in the mail :marseybrasileirosad:


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“Bring a charged phone” fed post lmao

A general public pride event and a socialist protest are not the same thing -- and the risks involved are very different. At pride events, you're less worried about being surveilled by the FBI and more worried about needing to contact EMS. It's that simple.

Pride is a protest. Always has been.

jfc you're stupid as shit

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Protest?

:#marseyburgers:


Every time I've done a first aid class I've been told to NEVER apply a tourniquet.

They exist for a reason.

Yeah cause they stop bleeding really quickly. However they can also cause more complications and should only really be used with very serious bleeds like losing a part of a limb not just for cut or puncture wounds.

i mean the hypothetical injury we’re talking about here is a gunshot wound, possibly from an AR-15 or similar.

:!#marseykyle::!#marseyhomofascist:


Shut the frick up. People out there are getting killed left and right, i think we got a right to defend ourselves organized or not. If you're capable of doing so, arm yourselves. Also "bring a charged phone" yeah uh huh right you frickin fed. Get the frick out of here.

I'm going to be honest I don't get the bring a charged phone part

I'm assuming to call for help or something like that

it's literally just a way for cops to track you. no thanks!


Do not listen to SDL. Bring your gun. He’s a rich neoliberal who can hide in his gated community while we have to deal with violence. First aid is good, but it does nothing to stop someone who is actively causing physical harm. The cops won’t stop them either.

:#marseyfedmassshooter:


Please, for the love of God, do not listen to this guy. Fascist groups are infiltrating pride events. People are at a genuine risk. Defend yourself by any means necessary.

Is it really that hard to just... read the thread?If you want to defend, get organized. If you're not organized, you're just adding to the chaos.

shut the frick up loser, go bad to your groomercord and talk about :marseytrain: kitty while the rest of us go shooting then actually get some :marseytrain: kitty

:#marseyxesright:

Xe's referring to these comments made by SDl


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been told never to apply a tourniquet

Wrong. Always use a tourniquet no matter the wound

https://twitter.com/fleccas/status/1268118195354796032

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These are the people who call you uneducated chuds online

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they also want to punch:#marseypunching: you, obviously only in minecraft as shown by these cute twinks treating a scratch on the crying soymale like a femoral artery rupture

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God these medic larpers are hilarious. That’s literally just put some isopropyl and a bandaids :marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh:

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Remember during the summer of love when these larpers tried to claim that using teargas was a warcrime? Genuinely one of the most hilariously pathetic talking points I've seen leftoids spread in earnest.

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:marseysoycry: that's chemical warfare

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I remember watching leftoid punks and anarchist embrace tear gas and now they're all incredibly weak and fragile.

Disgusting what microplastics and estrogen has done to the once proud Punks and Anarchist bloodlines.

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Punks are chuds now. Not that old-school punks became chuds, but that good for nothing losers with an axe to grind are now rightoids.

t. good for nothing loser with an axe to grind

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Incelcore is unironically the true successor to punk

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No but I remember the proud boy dipshit who deployed bear spray on a Pinkerton employee and got shot in retaliation

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Remember when it's wrong to pretend to be a medic at a public gathering? :marseykyle:

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It is technically, because the FO watching you drop CS on his side's trenches has no idea what gas it is, and orders the battery he's in contact with to start firing VX shells at the other side.

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Yeah that would make sense if a regime sanctioned race riot was declared a war zone but it wasn't.

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The Geneva convention only covers conduct between uniformed forces. The Army can use tear gas all it wants against crowds.

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Tourniquet the neck to preserve the brain. The rest of the body can be regrown :#marscientist:


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Lmao lmbbo even. Just put a bandaid on it ffs

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Superglue

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On an abrasion?

:#marseydisagree:

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You’re right.

Flexseal spray

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:#marseyno: spray?

:#marseyyes: tape.

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Terrible idea but better than nothing

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That's hilarious, for such a minor wound.

For legitimately severe wounds though, it's better to risk losing a limb from a tourniquet cutting off blood flow, than it is to bleed to death.

I know a guy who lost his legs after his train (an actual train, not a :marseytrain:) rolled over them. A cop saved his life by using his waist belt to apply a tourniquet.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/via-rail-train-accident-truro-1.4918834

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FRICKING BOOTLICKER, STOP SPREADING COPAGANDA ON RDRAMA

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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You'd be amazed how good a boot tastes after it kicked an anarchist in the butt.....

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even the faintest taste of anarchist bussy is enough to make anything a fine meal :marseylickinglips:


Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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Did he tourniquet both legs with the same belt? Lmao

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There were other people on the scene, so he probably used one of their belts.

Tourniquets had fallen into disrepute for a few years though, because of idiots using them unnecessarily, like the woman in the ANTIFA video, but the life-saving benefits have more recently come back into focus. Interestingly, the cop had just been retrained on how to use them a few weeks prior.

The guy who lost his legs considers it having been worth it, as he's pretty convinced he would have died otherwise. I admire his "glass half-full" attitude, as he's actual quite cheerful considering his situation, and considers every day a blessing.

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In the USMC as a POG applying a tourniquet is one of the few medical things they teach you to do in basic combat training. Requires little training and material and can easily save a life.

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The USMC, famously the only branch in the military that teaches basic first aid.

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:#marseyagree:

As do all righteous men

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Lots of surfers/surf lifeguards are trained for tourniquets since it’s basically the only way you’ll survive a shark bite

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Are you a maritimecel?

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Yep. A bluenosetard, to be specific.

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Oops knicked myself shaving-ACK! :hanging:

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Fricking lmao. They like larping like they're in a midddle of a war. Guy gets a paper cut and they act like it's the femoral artery or something

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BREATHE! BREATHE! BREATHE! WE'RE GETTING HELP! WE CALLED 911 :marseyxd:

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Lmao

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After watching this video I don’t blame the Turks for trying to wipe out whitey

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:#marseycringe2:

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He's lucky he wasn't scratched on his face because they would have choked him to death with the tourniquet :marseylaughpoundfist:

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MILLIONS MUST LARP

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Yeah I gasped out loud at that. What kind of class would tell you NEVER apply one? All first response, survival, military and Boy Scouts teach you how to apply one. That strag must have taken the :marseytrain: genocide first aid course

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TRUST THE SCIENCE

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Not even a tourniquet that's just some dudes belt. You'd be better off using a t-shirt as a tourniquet than a belt. Trans lives matter.

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Honestly yea you made me think about it, and the way I was taught it in first aid classes was to do it with a piece of cloth like shirt and a lever tied into it, so you can constrict via screwing action. A belt will do very little I imagine

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The appropriate response for that sort of scratch is

1. Ignore it

2. Apply bandaid if it’s making a mess of your pants, then see step 1.

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>at left wing protest

>get severe wound

>fellow comrades refuse to call ems

>tik tok trained street medic attempts to apply a tourniquet

>it’s done incorrectly causes permanent limb damage

>get trampled to death when tear gas is used

Revolution is one week away comrade :marseylibleft:

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ACAB includes EMTs, sweaty

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it’s done incorrectly causes permanent limb damage

literally purpose of turni. Its used when literally the only alternative is bleeding to death

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No? In BCT they literally make trainees (briefly) TQ each other. SOP in modern day is to TQ no matter what if bleeding does not subside after providing direct pressure for 25 seconds (before that it was step 4 after 1.Direct pressure, 2. Elevation, and 3. Pressure point).

You have to have a TQ on for hours before there’s serious risk of limb damage or toxin release.

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I was taught 6 hours is the max time before nerve damage and 4 hours before post-injury complications

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Just like that guy who got bonked by a falling statue

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>it’s done incorrectly causes permanent limb damage

If it's done incorrectly you're fine. A correctly applied tourniquet will kill your limb though, that's why it's a last ditch effort when you literally have to chose between losing a leg and losing your life

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>A correctly applied tourniquet will kill your limb though

After 3-4 hours. Most wounds that require a TQ will kill the casualty in minutes. Unless you are literally carrying the person on foot to a hospital 10 miles away, use the TQ.

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>Shut the frick up. People out there are getting killed left and right

Mind sharing with the class where this is happening? The middle east perhaps? :marseynoooticer:

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DeSantis is straight out genociding trans children and you dare minimize the situation :marseyraging:

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DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE HAVE ACHIEVED TOTAL CULTURAL VICTORY AND HAVE AN ENTIRE MONTH IN OUR HONOR, WHICH YOU CAN GET FIRED FOR CRITICIZING, REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE INVISIBLE ENEMIES AMOGUS WHO WILL LITERALLY KILL US ALL THE MOMENT WE LET OUR GUARD DOWN.

THIS IS A VERY HEALTHY AND NORMAL MINDSET TOO HAVE, AND NOT AT ALL SIMILAR TOO ACTUAL NAZI PROPAGANDA

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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There were people in soviet Russia who believed that the revolution could last a thousand years or more before they were free from their bourgeois oppressors, despite living under full totalitarian communism. Its funny that the same r-slurred ideology took on a gay reskin just a few decades later.

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Fascist groups are infiltrating pride events. People are at a genuine risk

I think he's confusing leather daddies with nazi larpers

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Transgenders taking guns to pride

:#marseybudddwyer:

lmbo

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Please, for the love of God, do not listen to this guy. Fascist groups are infiltrating pride events. People are at a genuine risk. Defend yourself by any means necessary.

Ready for the pride event

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So its okay for the gays to infilitrate straggot things but its not okay for the straggots to infiltrate gay things?

:#marseyschizonotes:

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No one likes rightoids in their vicinity

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Yeah especially when you’re worried they’ll take you're girl

Trans lives matter

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girl

pride event

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>they'll take your girl (male)

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Rightoids aren't straggots.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1685819602634967.webp me before and after pride parade

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Should've taken your Prep dawg.

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The paths of bussy

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“Bring a charged phone” fed post lmao

What exactly are they gonna do at pride that they fear being tracked by the feds :marseypedobear:?

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>Feds go as far as to purposefully withhold the tranifesto in a bid to protect :marseytrain2:s from justified hate

>Acktchuaylly the feds are trying to genocide lgbt

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Good trolling advice. Go to hiking forums and ask what they reccomend carrying for self defense. They'll usually flip out if you insist on carrying a gun.

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DONT PACK YOUR FEARS SWEATY

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Fears?

I'm larping sweaty.

:#marseysoldieramerica:

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Alaska was so fricking based when we went on a hike in the middle of a heavily populated bear area and the tour guide pulled a shotgun out of the van

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Nooo. You have to use bear spray. Think of the animals.

:#soyjakhipster:

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>Not fighting the bears off with an ax and a car door

Kitty shit, not based at all, sad.

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Bring a gun only if you are:

-trained

-willing to accept legal liability/responsibility of using a gun

-willing to take another person's life

-and also carry an IFAC and have taken the Stop The Bleed course AND have emergency medical training.

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i am NOT willing to take another persons life but i AM willing to fire blindly into a crowd in a panic

Can i come? :marseyclueless:


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:#marseyfedmassshooter:

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Gee thanks friend! :antifajak: now i can defend Pride from crypto-nazis infiltrators!


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Welcome!

:#marseyglow:

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:#chadyes:

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FORGET STOP THE BLEED TRAINING, ThESE POOFTERS NEED STOP THE SNEED TRAINING

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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:marseyhesrig#ht:

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:!marseyl#augh:

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Bring a gun only if you are:

Legally permitted to do so

Done.

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permitted

:#marseylaughpoundfist::#marseyflagtexas:

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Bring a buddy.

:#horny::#marseycarpmermaid::#lickitung::!#horny:

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idk people need to watch some real life fights sometimes not just the cool guys taking turns to take punches that they see in their netflix shows. all you'll get is the same undignified flailing but this time with guns

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One of the most hilarious things in the world is watching a buddy get drunk and get in the first real fight of his life. You can tell as he's flailing that he really expected it to be way different.

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Watching newbies in martial arts class after a few years of training was always fun. There's always some guy who thinks he's a hardass and wants to prove himself on the first day, only to get his arms casually swatted away and decked in the face while he awkwardly flails.

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hahah MEDIIIIC

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2 or 3 should be enough :marseydoctor:

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remember that video of the guy with a small cut getting held down and turnied? ahhahh

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pride is a protest

Bruh every single institution in the country both public and private is aggressively signalling to your cause how the frick are these people real? I think they actually believe that because deathsantis says no to tiddy skittles for minors that the entire gov-media complex is somehow not extremely pro-homo.

Also iirc this lefty e-celeb's granddad worked with the CIA on the SR-71 blackbird prototypes because of fricking course he's a nepo-glowie baby.

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lefty e-celeb's granddad worked with the CIA

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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Almost all, in fact.

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no to tiddy skittles for minors

This never happens but the fact that you're disallowing it from happening is literally genocide.

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Because they're not protesting the government, they're protesting their fellow citizens. The words they use are "This is a protest for our rights," but the meaning is "Hey, rightoids, look, we've won already, I dare you to do something about it."

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ok but why

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Ἐκκλησιάζουσαι

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Maybe cool it with the transphobia

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Pride is a protest. Always has been.

Do these people believe the federal government is against pride? And that pride parades are still somehow “counterculture”?

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They have to tell themselves that because they would have no personality or purpose in life otherwise. They will actively scour the internet for any reason to feel like they're being oppressed. The kids aren't allright man.

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:#marseykingkrazy:much like a bottom, they only want to receive and never give.:#marseykingkrazy:

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Applying a tourniquet proprely is harder than using a gun tho

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The :marseytrain: outed him for being a transphobe! :marseylaugh:

https://twitter.com/redleaf_water7/status/1664842222854971392

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How could this socialist LARPer let that leak so easily?

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Ohhhh, he's a streamer! :marseylaughpoundfist:

article

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most socially adept twitch streamer dms

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Really good post, good job.

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:marseymad: Filled with rage then

:marseygun: Billy Joe reached for his gun to draw

:marseymini:But the stranger drew his gun and fired

:marseybooba:Before he even saw

:rip:As Billy Joe fell to the floor

:grouphug:The crowd all gathered around

:marseyconfused:And wondered at his final words

:marseysalutepride:Don't take your guns to Pride son

:marseyinabox:Leave your guns at home, Bill

:marseydoit:Don't take your guns to Pride

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A30

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Its over

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:marseyredflag: CHOKER :marseyredflag2:

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How else are you going to defend yourself against assault utility vehicles?

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:#marseyshooting:

Never fear, the DSA unarmed de-escalation marshalls are here!

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Warch nothing happen. @BONGICIDALGROYPER stand with israel

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I thought :marseymindblown: we were making fun of medical safety stuff because of Texas,


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VR will be used against us and become part of the AntiChrist Beast system.

I love my waifu, hate globohomo, but they are going to turn her against me when the time comes where they will offer me to be with her through A.I. manifestation and all I have to do is accept the mark of the beast.

Can this forsaken existence get any worse?

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“Bring a charged phone” fed post lmao:

A general public pride event and a socialist protest are not the same thing -- and the risks involved are very different. At pride events, you're less worried about being surveilled by the FBI and more worried about needing to contact EMS. It's that simple.:

Pride is a protest. Always has been.:

https://files.catbox.moe/skoxg7.jpg:

Every time I've done a first aid class I've been told to NEVER apply a tourniquet.:

They exist for a reason.:

Yeah cause they stop bleeding really quickly. However they can also cause more complications and should only really be used with very serious bleeds like losing a part of a limb not just for cut or puncture wounds.:

i mean the hypothetical injury we’re talking about here is a gunshot wound, possibly from an AR-15 or similar.:

Shut the frick up. People out there are getting killed left and right, i think we got a right to defend ourselves organized or not. If you're capable of doing so, arm yourselves. Also "bring a charged phone" yeah uh huh right you frickin fed. Get the frick out of here.:

I'm going to be honest I don't get the bring a charged phone part:

I'm assuming to call for help or something like that:

it's literally just a way for cops to track you. no thanks!:

Do not listen to SDL. Bring your gun. He’s a rich neoliberal who can hide in his gated community while we have to deal with violence. First aid is good, but it does nothing to stop someone who is actively causing physical harm. The cops won’t stop them either.:

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