Getting indicted is literally the same as getting your brains blown out with a rifle

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1666953113759272960

The cope is already delicious

He's doubling down

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1666953912140845056


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This is like whenever there's a big measurement, like the distance from the ground to low earth orbit or something, the headlines are like "that's like 18 million football fields", like calm down buddy you don't need an analogy for everything.

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How the frick else are you supposedto grasp how big it is?

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probably by being intelligent enough to do your measurements in things less r-slurred than football fields or beer cans


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So by being a pretentious nerd basically, hey !nonchuds come look at the pretentious nerd who thinks he's a knowitall because he uses big numbers instead of just saying "it's like the size of 2 football fields" like any normal person would.

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"How many miles on your car?" :marseynotes:

"I unno big numbers are for nerds it's like 3.5 million football fields though if that helps" :marseysal:

!leafs mutts will do literally anything they can to avoid using sane units for things. Many such cases. lead paint. etc etc.


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That's your pretentious nerd interpretation of what normal people would say, what normal people would actually say is it goes like 400 horses fast because horses are fast and if there's 400 of them then it goes really fast, frickhead.

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>how far has your car gone

>400 horses fast

I prefer to measure via something reasonable, like the speed of light

my car's gone 0.0000887705% of a light-:marseysal:, which should be the standard unit


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That makes some sense, boring. I'd rather compare smart people things to normal people stuff like cars and football stadiums, that makes more sense.

how far has your car gone

further than 10 Tom Bradys in the last superbowl

boom, that's normal people physics for you.

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mutts will do literally anything they can to avoid using sane units for things. Many such cases. lead paint. etc etc.

Frick fractions too! Use a decimal like everyone else!

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:sciencejak: no! you've gotta use exact, scientific units for describing things!! there are no exceptions!!

:marseygigachad: by comparing this quantity to things I am intimately familiar with, I have gained a greater appreciation and intuition for the thing being discussed.

!!meme

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aha thats very funny, thank u

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I am 7 peepee lengths tall

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:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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wow, so you're 10.5 feet tall?!

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