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72-year-old Bill Murray is reportedly now dating 43-year-old singer Kelis who is known for her hit song βMilkshakeβ pic.twitter.com/jL9bnRTSHq
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) June 9, 2023
72-year-old Bill Murray is reportedly now dating 43-year-old singer Kelis who is known for her hit song βMilkshakeβ pic.twitter.com/jL9bnRTSHq
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) June 9, 2023
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Idk why people keep bringing up their ages. Is it a little weird? Yeah, but she's middle aged and can make her own decisions. He didn't groom her lmao
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I think it's her grooming a senile man at this point
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Hes only a groomer in the sense hes an butthole apparently
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The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
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It's time to raise the voting age to
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Get that (wrinkly, old) bag queen
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that's an interesting follow up to nas.
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Nasbrosβ¦
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I'll milk her and his shakes.
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@Penny this u?
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wanna ride my milkshake bb
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Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the Weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delirious state with Talmudic chanting from the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seems to harmonize with the droning hebrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered peepee a divining rod for the Weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!" The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His peepee thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs, unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated peepee.
Snapshots:
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