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The Zoomer Cutoff

Zoomers need to be redefined as being born after 9/11

It makes no sense for a giga-chad like me (and Need4Sneed) to be lumped in with literal children. I can buy guns, cars, tobacco, and alcohol, but I'm in the same group as 12 year olds. It's fricked up.

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I thought you were a boomer. You're a zoomer adjacent?? Eww

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Reported by:
  • kapindra : Literal child ruining himself by being here
  • duck : ban underage zoomers
  • Arran : Vaccine misinformation

I'm 22 :marseycry:

Being a farmcel, I'm constantly around boomers. I can imagine how I might have that sort of energy. I'm also a ruralcel, and didn't grow up on the internet.

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How did a farmcel end up here?

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A series of bad decisions

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Do you have any idea how absolutely infested Drama-Prime was with corncels?

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How?

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My theory is that the entirety of Iowa has one internet-capable computer in the one watering hole in state, so when all these :marseycorn: went online, they were really just taking turns at the communal PC. Probably because there's no other entertainment except watching corn grow.

:marseycorn: :marseysneed:

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There's a large concentration of Iowan corn farmers here

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There is nothing else to do in the midwest

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I think the internet is one of the biggest difference between millenialls, genX, and zoomers. I was an adult before I got on the internet. Millenials were young, but remember life before it (from a kids perspective, anyway), and typical zoomers can't imagine life without it. So there you go, you're not a TOTAL zoomer! :marseythumbsup:


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I thought you were like 60 and you're younger than me lmfao

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This post has made me realize I exude a boomer energy, which I think is a good thing.

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I thought the post that got you a ban would be spicier.

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mf'ers hate me cuz they ain't me :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug:

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