Zoomers need to be redefined as being born after 9/11
It makes no sense for a giga-chad like me (and Need4Sneed) to be lumped in with literal children. I can buy guns, cars, tobacco, and alcohol, but I'm in the same group as 12 year olds. It's fricked up.
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I thought you were a boomer. You're a zoomer adjacent?? Eww
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I'm 22
Being a farmcel, I'm constantly around boomers. I can imagine how I might have that sort of energy. I'm also a ruralcel, and didn't grow up on the internet.
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How did a farmcel end up here?
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Do you have any idea how absolutely infested Drama-Prime was with corncels?
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How?
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My theory is that the entirety of Iowa has one internet-capable computer in the one watering hole in state, so when all these went online, they were really just taking turns at the communal PC. Probably because there's no other entertainment except watching corn grow.
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There is nothing else to do in the midwest
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There's a large concentration of Iowan corn farmers here
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A series of bad decisions
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I think the internet is one of the biggest difference between millenialls, genX, and zoomers. I was an adult before I got on the internet. Millenials were young, but remember life before it (from a kids perspective, anyway), and typical zoomers can't imagine life without it. So there you go, you're not a TOTAL zoomer!
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I thought you were like 60 and you're younger than me lmfao
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This post has made me realize I exude a boomer energy, which I think is a good thing.
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I thought the post that got you a ban would be spicier.
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mf'ers hate me cuz they ain't me
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