"Iโ€™m an instacart shopper and I always go out of my way to not get the right items when my customer is a woman." :gigachad2:

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This guy sounds like a poor loser

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He's r-slurred by his own admission, so...

Iโ€™m neuroatypical. Youโ€™re not allowed to get mad me.

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:#marseychadneuro:

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:marseyw#:

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I think this guy accidentally gets the wrong tampons but frames it as an intentional choice to assert control over a capricious universe.

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Why?

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Nah heโ€™s jerkin. This guys cool his restaurant stuff is interesting

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I work at a two story hotel. When women or very fat people check in I change the room to second story, the look when you say you don't have an elevator is priceless.

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People need an elevator for a single flight of stairs?

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People don't but am*ricans do.

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Have you met fat and old people?

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:#marseykneel:

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Doing the lords work in ending the obesity epidemic, thank you for your service! :marseyobesescale:

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!incels hail St. instacartcel

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They donโ€™t have enough spoons to murder me without my help

lol. imbo even.

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:#marseykneel:

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:#marseyjohnson:

Snapshots:

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The number of replies saying "I feel like this might be a satire account" is TOO DARN HIGH

Normies really can't live without that /s at the end of every joke

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